Fernando Torres

[Red_Polo]

We're not 'bum chums' Marky, I just feel a burning desire to feel the warmth of his loins, so go rather giddy when I share his opinions.

Nothing wrong with that at all, Craigybabes, ignore that Marky fella

[Craig_H]

Ah, Channel 5 comedy You must only be witty on Greek soil.

[RedReet]

you've said that before haven't you. Bad piggy. You've just replaced the names and gone from forum to forum. Waiting to pounce with you saved word document. Bad piggy.

Really?

[red g]

I'm not entirely sure that's what was intended, Marky. Think there was something more tragic and socially risqué in there (which will ultimately end up with one of them either shunned by society or under a train.

Thought you would be well up on the 'classical Russian Literature as a social metaphor' school of posting too. And I thought I knew you so well

you need to quote 'Toy Story' to Marky not 'Tolstoy'

[Craig_H]

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[Neil Young]

Rudo = Prince Lev Nikolayevich Myshki

[dom9]

It's EST's great love story. Craig, ultimately appallingly ugly but dogged in his methods, falls for the devilmaycare, louche and cool in a kind of gruff Northener meets smoking french womaniser way, Shaggy. Craig pursues Shaggy, shamelessly laughing at even his feeblest jokes and pushing his way into all the coolest threads where Shaggy tends to lie back in a cloud of exotic smoke and bonhomie. A curious Shaggy accepts the clumsy, fumbled advances of this strange awkward social retard only to fall prey to his endless tenacity and flattery and only becomes aware of the depth of his feelings when it's all gone irretrievably public. Sadly, Craig unused to the funky salt aroma of successful coitus, still feels anxiety and fear of rejection. It's like a ****in Tolstoy novel.

Risks being labelled as Mr Piggy's love interest

[Craig_H]

Risks being labelled as Mr Piggy's love interest

3 laughing smilies indicates sheer passion

[dom9]

3 laughing smilies indicates sheer passion

Oi, watch it you.

[Red_Polo]

3 laughing smilies indicates sheer passion

Get a pen and paper, quick, he's giving away his code!

[Craig_H]

[Neil Young]

Rudo = Prince Lev Nikolayevich Myshki

Pearls before swine.

[Neil Young]

It's not that I expected any of you to get it but what hurts is that none of you could be bothered to google it.

Tw*ts.

[Red_Polo]

It's not that I expected any of you to get it but what hurts is that none of you could be bothered to google it.

Tw*ts.

I was trying to come up with an idiot pun but there were too many targets to select from.

[Neil Young]

It's too late now, Ved. Too little, too late.