Fernando Torres

[Craig_H]

Chelsea want to sign Sergio Agüero from Atlético Madrid after buying Fernando Torres in a mid-season prank that went wrong. "It was a bit of horseplay that went seriously wrong," said a Chelsea source. "We'd all had a few drinks when one of the lads suggested signing Torres. Someone picked up the phone and Roman's Visa Electron and it all went wrong from there."

[JohnDoe]

Chelsea are finished. They're going to sell Drogba in the summer and "build" around Torres as a lone striker, then have him injured half the season. I remember how disheartened I was when he left, everything panned out brilliantly.

[Daniel 7]

I'd take Drogba. He could teach Carroll a thing or two.

[Rudo]

I'd take Drogba. He could teach Carroll a thing or two.

Drogba would be a brilliant signing.

[Daniel 7]

He'd score against Chelsea, and no mistake

[Mostar]

[Mostar]

Fast five.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

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[Jayesh87]

I hope he is benched again today

[JohnDoe]

I hope he is benched again today

I hope so too because Chelsea need to win.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

I hope he comes on in the 89th minute, runs onto pitch and ****s himself up and has to be stretchered off.

[lickedlollipop]

benched

[McDermotX]

Professional bench-warmer

[Rudo]

We're not going to hear the end of it when he does eventually score.

[PTP]

Hahaha perfect!