Chelsea want to sign Sergio Agüero from Atlético Madrid after buying Fernando Torres in a mid-season prank that went wrong. "It was a bit of horseplay that went seriously wrong," said a Chelsea source. "We'd all had a few drinks when one of the lads suggested signing Torres. Someone picked up the phone and Roman's Visa Electron and it all went wrong from there."
Drogba would be a brilliant signing.

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