Fernando Torres

[Rowan]

it's like slumming. if you only do it occasionally, great fun. it's a testament to your normally very high standards

Alright Dave! :waves:

I must say that I for one am happy to sit here and see how this one plays out. Kettle on, MacBook and IPad are in charge.

[dom9]

Lets get a few things straight here - Torres was a sulky, lazy **** before leaving us, and we made every excuse under the sun for him, then he left us in the lurch with only a few days of the transfer window, joining Chelsea, ****in Chelsea. Did he **** give us everything.

As for the Torres, Hodgson comparison...they're both in the past as far as LFC are concerned so it's a fair comparison to make.

I'm sure when Torres scored his first goal for Chelsea, many Liverpool fans thought ah well **** it, it's no biggie and a part of me thought that to but for a Liverpool fan to actually be happy for him is a bit ****ed up imo.
I'm sorry but the confused, little lost boy in London **** you come out with is just ridiculous
The ****er wanted away for ages, his heart just wasn't in it when he was playing for Liverpool in the first half of this season

You really never do help yourself do you.

[little dave hedgehog]

Alright Dave! :waves:

I must say that I for one am happy to sit here and see how this one plays out. Kettle on, MacBook and IPad are in charge.

[dom9]

I'd imagine you were the only Liverpool fan to be happy for Torres when he scored his first goal for Chelsea, so apologies that your post took me by surprise.

You don't give a ****, yeah, seems like it alright.

I was pleased for him.

[Craig_H]

Despite thinking he's a ****, and i do I wouldnt mind Torres scoring against the mancs, on the condition that Arsenal manage to beat them this coming weekend.

[Shanks]

Hilarious how worked up you are over how I feel about something irrelevant to LFC - your last two posts addressed to me total 351 words on the subject

I couldn't give a **** what you think

:CraigupShaggysbumreply:

[Chrono]

Hi all

Room for a little one in here?

[Baracus]

bad troll @ Marky

[badpiggy]

:CraigupShaggysbumreply:

It's EST's great love story. Craig, ultimately appallingly ugly but dogged in his methods, falls for the devilmaycare, louche and cool in a kind of gruff Northener meets smoking french womaniser way, Shaggy. Craig pursues Shaggy, shamelessly laughing at even his feeblest jokes and pushing his way into all the coolest threads where Shaggy tends to lie back in a cloud of exotic smoke and bonhomie. A curious Shaggy accepts the clumsy, fumbled advances of this strange awkward social retard only to fall prey to his endless tenacity and flattery and only becomes aware of the depth of his feelings when it's all gone irretrievably public. Sadly, Craig unused to the funky salt aroma of successful coitus, still feels anxiety and fear of rejection. It's like a ****in Tolstoy novel.

[Craig_H]

[Rowan]

It's EST's great love story. Craig, ultimately appallingly ugly but dogged in his methods, falls for the devilmaycare, louche and cool in a kind of gruff Northener meets smoking french womaniser way, Shaggy. Craig pursues Shaggy, shamelessly laughing at even his feeblest jokes and pushing his way into all the coolest threads where Shaggy tends to lie back in a cloud of exotic smoke and bonhomie. A curious Shaggy accepts the clumsy, fumbled advances of this strange awkward social retard only to fall prey to his endless tenacity and flattery and only becomes aware of the depth of his feelings when it's all gone irretrievably public. Sadly, Craig unused to the funky salt aroma of successful coitus, still feels anxiety and fear of rejection. It's like a ****in Tolstoy novel.

(although, just to be clear, that laughter doesnt your going to get the same treatment as an incestuous Nazi with a tree branch)

[Baracus]

you've said that before haven't you. Bad piggy. You've just replaced the names and gone from forum to forum. Waiting to pounce with you saved word document. Bad piggy.

[Rudo]

It's EST's great love story. Craig, ultimately appallingly ugly but dogged in his methods, falls for the devilmaycare, louche and cool in a kind of gruff Northener meets smoking french womaniser way, Shaggy. Craig pursues Shaggy, shamelessly laughing at even his feeblest jokes and pushing his way into all the coolest threads where Shaggy tends to lie back in a cloud of exotic smoke and bonhomie. A curious Shaggy accepts the clumsy, fumbled advances of this strange awkward social retard only to fall prey to his endless tenacity and flattery and only becomes aware of the depth of his feelings when it's all gone irretrievably public. Sadly, Craig unused to the funky salt aroma of successful coitus, still feels anxiety and fear of rejection. It's like a ****in Tolstoy novel.

they really are bum chums always backing each other up in times of need and joining forces when a row erupts

[Craig_H]

We're not 'bum chums' Marky, we just share sane opinions.

you've said that before haven't you. Bad piggy. You've just replaced the names and gone from forum to forum. Waiting to pounce with you saved word document. Bad piggy.

O Rly?

[Rowan]

they really are bum chums always backing each other up in times of need and joining forces when a row erupts

I'm not entirely sure that's what was intended, Marky. Think there was something more tragic and socially risqué in there (which will ultimately end up with one of them either shunned by society or under a train.

Thought you would be well up on the 'classical Russian Literature as a social metaphor' school of posting too. And I thought I knew you so well