Fernando Torres

[dom9]

Is this guy being serious?

Are you being serious?

[Buzzo]

Is this guy being serious?

Are you being serious?

Charlie don't do serious

[Buzzo]

Doubler.

[Lee]

Charlie don't do serious

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bossv8SKXv4"]The Clash - Charlie Don't Surf - YouTube[/ame]

[little dave hedgehog]

is murder not serious?

[Lee]

is murder not serious?

Depends on the severity of it I guess.

[Fivex]

Yep - just like AIDS, there's good murder and bad murder.

Nobody likes a bad murder.

[Buzzo]

is murder not serious?

Ritual multiple Murder, Serious? Not to Charlie

[Lee]

Yep - just like AIDS, there's good murder and bad murder.

Nobody likes a bad murder.

Word blud.

[Fivex]

Woid

[baitman]

All of you Torres 'haters' in here pretending...time to be honest - you would do a sex wee if Torres scores the winner in the CL final wouldn't you!

only if it was an OG for Bayern then i might spray some love juice

[red g]

The thing is, I actually thought throughout the game that he didn't really want to be at his 100% for the game and tear us a new one. There were many instances I made a mental note of at the time where I thought he didn't want to rev up to full gear. And why's that? Because he doesn't really feel part of their team and he's come back to his spiritual home and realised that it's all ****ed. It's like the bird you broke up with and realised it was her all along. Now she's got a new guy, but you both sort of know it wasn't meant to be that way.

Interestingly, I know a bird like that. Most beautiful girl in the world, seriously, it's the one who should have been. If any of you cunts remember that Girl Dilemma post I made about the ****ing bird who ****ed off to India and then broke up with me, well, whilst she was in India, I - after years and years of trying - finally got to kiss Miss Beautiful, the one that should have been. She kissed more beautiful than any of the women I've ever kissed in my life! And thick ****ing cunt that I was told her, after all those years that I'd been trying to get with her 'I can't...'. Man I'm a ****ing knob.

What was his excuse against all the other teams?

[BrooklynRed]

Yep - just like AIDS, there's good murder and bad murder.

Nobody likes a bad murder.

Define "Good AIDS"...?

[dom9]

Hearing aids.

[Daniel 7]

Define "Good AIDS"...?

its a Brass Eye reference, Brooklyn

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNs2mOkKzc"]Brass Eye - Good AIDs vs Bad AIDs - YouTube[/ame]