James Milner

[dom9]

Oh I see, thought you'd seen him since. Oh well, another one gone to the wind.

He has said, and I quote "the whole thing is a massive waste of time".

Which it is. It's probably why most of us are on here. Wasting time instead of doing something more productive.

[Les Zeffelin]

One of my male mates did exactly that just the other night.

It's just a contradiction in terms isn't it?

You're a typical Portnoy fan, always causing ****

That's just the sort of smartarsery I'd expect from a Benanteite

I couldn't not pick you up on that comment. My 'mates' at the pub also include people of the gender you so glowingly speak about, so there would be little chance of that conversation ever happening.

To be fair to you, you're not the only one in here.

As for me being generally patronising, I'd give you that, but it would be a bit rich beating me with that stick when the current conversation is about something else.

That’s alright Fredo I also accused you of being a post-feminist new age man who listens to too much Billy Bragg & crotchets tea cosy’s & doilies. Indeed, I said you were like a bit of an old woman but I ended up editing all that out. Partly because it was a bit OTT, but mostly because I thought you’d accuse me of being ageist as well.

The truth is between the wife (who can quote The Female Eunuch chapter & verse) & my teenage daughter who has just started uni, I get plenty of lectures on gender politics already.

If it’s any consolation I told Mrs Zeffelin what we’d said & she agreed with you. Not only did I have to iron everything in the dryer she also made me iron the sheets as well. Sheets Fredo, I ask you who irons bloody sheets?

So, step aside James ‘Millie’ Milner & suffer in his jocks because I, Les Zeffelin, am the once & future king of the ironing board.

[Norbs]

He has said, and I quote "the whole thing is a massive waste of time".

Which it is. It's probably why most of us are on here. Wasting time instead of doing something more productive.

It's a massive waste of precious time, it really is. However, we love Liverpool FC and this is without doubt the fastest way to get news about the club without having to waste more time searching the net. I spend virtually no time in the general chat areas now, I'm only here for the football

[Zapater]

Not a fan of Milner, but excellent tonight. Really the man for the Champions League. He was exhausted for the last 10-15 but that was a great shift regardless.

[danperkins]

he was absolutely immense tonight

[fidget]

Tremendous tonight.

[Buzzo]

Yeah. Prepared to take back every bad thing I ever said about him (pre signing). He’s been brilliant for us. A solid left back for us when asked and if hes putting in performances like that for us in the CL 1/4 finals then he’s more than proved himself.

[Shaggy]

Let's take a moment for James ****ing Milner, and everyone who slaughtered him and his signing to take it all back. Now's your chance lads.

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[baitman]

a couple of meaty tackles, rampaging around the pitch like a ****ing boss poking the ball off opposition players toes like a school bully.
his drive inspires others and sets the tone for others to up their game

a few wayward passes but luckily it didnt cost us.

[Fosterbloke]

Outstanding professional. He's the human version of a Q Car.

[RedReet]

Played an important role in all 3 goals last night. Surely going to make CL team of the year.

Will be needed for the next leg too, with Henderson out. As others have said, been a great signing.

[kev776]

Played an important role in all 3 goals last night. Surely going to make CL team of the year.

Will be needed for the next leg too, with Henderson out. As others have said, been a great signing.

Play Hendo, Ginny and Can (half a game) against blue ****e, rest Milly and Ox.

Next week: Can, Milly and Ox with Ginny as back up.

[brightred]

Milner was incredible last night. I didn't think he had it in him. He'll be crucial on Tuesday

[BigChief]

Just saw a stat that Scholes has career assists of 7 whereas Milner has 9.

And I remember every single none of them.

[labourRed]

Just saw a stat that Scholes has career assists of 7 whereas Milner has 9.

And I remember every single none of them.

Maybe career champions league assists?