Jordan Henderson

[Doc_Piptorious]

Hendo being all buff reminds me of the famous Loris Karius self promo video.

Envy is not a good look on you. I suggest wearing more loose fitting black garments.

Karius is good looking. He can walk and eat ice cream at the same time.

He needs no other talents as he has made it in life.

I suggest you go and watch the documentary called Zoolander so that you can educate yourself on why incredibly handsome people are so important and then ask yourself what you ugly people can do to stop showing such discrimination and prejudice towards beautiful people.

[Fivex]

You do have a very valid point buried in there, guy.

But you seem to insist on trying to get reactions by adding hyperbole rather than push the point.

Maybe you like the reactions and get a kick out of them, but given that a lot of your posts do have a decent arguement/counter arguement built into them it might be worth debating those points now and then. People still might not agree with you but you then get to make your point without just saying "Player X is ****"

It wouldn’t even be so bad if he just said “x player is ****”

It’s all the snide narratives he likes to invent that seem to be done in an attempt to elevate BootRoom himself above every other fan. Probably the weirdest poster we’ve had on here since the days of Chris (and at least you knew he supported us, despite his incessantness).

He gets off on belittling our players & trolling people on here for some odd reason.

[Doc_Piptorious]

It wouldn’t even be so bad if he just said “x player is ****”

It’s all the snide narratives he likes to invent that seem to be done in an attempt to elevate BootRoom himself above every other fan. Probably the weirdest poster we’ve had on here since the days of Chris (and at least you knew he supported us, despite his incessantness).

He gets off on belittling our players & trolling people on here for some odd reason.

To be fair to him though, at least he is not subtle so you know what you are getting.

He does not go down the obtuse or strawman routes and if Henderson is not playing (or the Henderson thread being bumped) then you do not see him.


I have a suspicion that Bootroom and Henderson had a roadrage incident on the M62 or Henderson cut the line to get ahead of Bootroom at some service station (possibly leading to the road rage incident ) and both have carried the grudge ever since.


The players are probably mouthing off at Henderson on a regular basis asking him to stop going on about the M62 guy.

[Fosterbloke]

I don't see this as Karius like at all. He's showing that he's putting in a shift to get ready for the season and that he gives a **** about being in peak physical condition. I'm not sure what offends you about that. He's not eating a ****ing ice cream and listing cringe adjectives.

[Fivex]

Salah does it all the time

[SB]

So would i if I had a physique like them.

[RedReet]

Salah does it all the time

And Ronaldo. Plus I'm pretty sure some on here were saying how great he was too.

[baitman]

I don't see this as Karius like at all. He's showing that he's putting in a shift to get ready for the season and that he gives a **** about being in peak physical condition. I'm not sure what offends you about that. He's not eating a ****ing ice cream and listing cringe adjectives.

From my private zoolander wannabee collection

[ame="https://youtu.be/OYIzHgtYOVs"]Loris Karius Instagram video with Baywatch music - YouTube[/ame]

[Fosterbloke]

Go and wallow in yourselves ya miserable cunts.

[Doc_Piptorious]

From my private zoolander wannabee collection

Loris Karius Instagram video with Baywatch music - YouTube

The club was mad to let him go.

He would up the good looking average of the club to no end, and can you just imagine the skin care routine knowledge he could impart to the rest of the squad. No ****ing Nivea **** touching that skin.

Man could be our own version of Patrick Bateman. Just keep him away from chainsaws and axes.

[Norbs]

It wouldn’t even be so bad if he just said “x player is ****”

It’s all the snide narratives he likes to invent that seem to be done in an attempt to elevate BootRoom himself above every other fan. Probably the weirdest poster we’ve had on here since the days of Chris (and at least you knew he supported us, despite his incessantness).

He gets off on belittling our players & trolling people on here for some odd reason.

For me it's the repetitive crap that's neither funny (even after 400 attempts) nor something that is remotely Hendo's fault or a failing.

Take the shielding at penalties. It's just a tiny part of how he absorbs pressure and is the ultimate teammate, allowing others to perform under less pressure, or at least in the knowledge that their captain is 100% behind them. Weren't there clear examples of Salah's conversion rate dropping when Hendo wasn't on the field?

You cunt Henderson, nasty ****er being the best captain you can be

[danperkins]

Us expats stick together

[Rigadon]

The constant sniping at Henderson, by the same poster, was incredibly tiresome last season. Even when the team and he was doing well. I've never known a Liverpool fan (possibly not a Liverpool fan?) hate a Liverpool player so much. It was weird - like a scorned lover.

[Doc_Piptorious]

The constant sniping at Henderson, by the same poster, was incredibly tiresome last season. Even when the team and he was doing well. I've never known a Liverpool fan (possibly not a Liverpool fan?) hate a Liverpool player so much. It was weird - like a scorned lover.

It's just one of Dan's alt accounts.

He uses his Bootroom account to attack Henderson.

His Dan account to attack Chamberlain and Keita, and possibly Thiago this season.


He uses his Harv account to attack his Dan account to make us think he does not have sixteen accounts.

[SB]

It's just one of Dan's alt accounts.

He uses his Bootroom account to attack Henderson.

His Dan account to attack Chamberlain and Keita, and possibly Thiago this season.


He uses his Harv account to attack his Dan account to make us think he does not have sixteen accounts.

And he uses the Shaggy account to lead us to believe he’s intelligent & a good guy