Adam Lallana

[Cormack74]

They are two very different things.

Hmm depends on the qualities of your work conveniences and even then you may have to tolerate some of the faecal weirdness described earlier.

[Venton]

Anyway good luck to you Adam and I hope everything goes well for you in the rest of your career.

[Saveloy]

Anyway good luck to you Adam and I hope everything goes well for you in the rest of your career.

This thread has taught me what a great work leaving card should look like.

[Fredo]

Never happens mate.



Wake up, breakfast, shave, ****, shower.



Like I said, routine



Trust me, life's so much better not having to think about banging one out away from the comfort of your own bathroom.

That’s what I do every morning. Doesn’t stop the odd emergency though.

[Fosterbloke]

When you jump in the shower and the urge to have a **** comes on.

Do you -

a. Jump out the shower and head to the toilet then back to the shower
b. Finish your shower and then head to the toilet
c. **** where you stand like Johnny Vegas probably does


Good luck Adam

[Mr Pink]

Hmm depends on the qualities of your work conveniences and even then you may have to tolerate some of the faecal weirdness described earlier.

The traps in my office are the best thing about going to work! They have these cool Japanese style smart toilets- controllable heated seats (great in the winter), an in-toilet bidet to spray some water on the brown eye, etc etc..

I try squeeze one out at least twice a day. First thing I’m looking forward to, once corona is finished tbh..

[frank the tank]

The traps in my office are the best thing about going to work! They have these cool Japanese style smart toilets- controllable heated seats (great in the winter), an in-toilet bidet to spray some water on the brown eye, etc etc..

I try squeeze one out at least twice a day. First thing I’m looking forward to, once corona is finished tbh..

[Fivex]

But what if someone (probably Johnny Vegas, the cunt) dirties the in-toilet bidet before you rock up?

[baitman]

When you jump in the shower and the urge to have a **** comes on.

Do you -

a. Jump out the shower and head to the toilet then back to the shower
b. Finish your shower and then head to the toilet
c. **** where you stand like Johnny Vegas probably does


Good luck Adam

I cant remember where i read it (maybe here?) But someone dropped a log while in the shower and then picked it up and chucked it into the bog, calm as you like

[Cormack74]

That’s what I do every morning. Doesn’t stop the odd emergency though.

TBH I did have an emergency **** at Heathrow somewhere round about 1999 when my flight time and bowel movement were at variance so I accept it can occasionally happen.

[labourRed]

You must have a terribly slow metabolism. I'm near at the point of taking a mid-meal ****.

[Exiled_red]

You must have a terribly slow metabolism. I'm near at the point of taking a mid-meal ****.

[Cormack74]

You must have a terribly slow metabolism. I'm near at the point of taking a mid-meal ****.

No, just lots of good gut bacteria

[peterbread]

He’s left Brighton. Could he be a potential coach to come in at some level with Liverpool if he decides that’s he’s next move? He’s 36 so don’t know how much more he’d be playing.

[Deano]

Wants to spend more time with his family near Southampton, can't see it