Adam Lallana

[Fredo]

Adam Lallana

I avoid ****ting at public toilets 99% of the times because of the filth in these. I can recall going for a **** twice at airports, once in a plane and twice at work, all because of last recourse It would have to be because of an emergency

At work we used to have blocked toilets nearly every day. God knows what kind of solid **** some dickheads would produce

What a turn to this thread

[Saveloy]

In the Belfast office of a prestigious law firm a (presumably) disgruntled employee shat in the soap dispensers. The soap dispensers.

Are you trying to say it's a Belfast thing?

[Saveloy]

I avoid ****ting at public toilets 99% of the times because of the filth in these. I can recall going for a **** twice at airports, once in a plane and twice at work, all because of last recourse It would have to be because of an emergency

At work we used to have blocked toilets nearly every day. God knows what kind of solid **** some dickheads would produce

What a turn to this thread

I refuse to belive you can only recall five occasions you've used public toilets, across all settings

[Venton]

Are you trying to say it's a Belfast thing?

Obviously it could have happened anywhere but I suppose if you think of dirty protests there is a theme emerging...

[Fredo]

I refuse to belive you can only recall five occasions you've used public toilets, across all settings

They would have had to be major events, so I remember all of them.

[Fosterbloke]

The ****? What kind of workplace is this?

A monkey sanctuary?

[Norbs]

****ting at an airport is one of life's pleasures. You get to just let go where normally you'd try at least to stiffle the sounds. I swear men do it on purpose. I love to chuckle out loud if I'm having a piss and hearing a huge forced out fart sound from behind a cubicle door. It's applauding their show and if it isn't forced then it's great to embarrass them. Saying something as I leave knowing they'll never know who it was laughing at them

[Sus]

How did we get onto this? Random even for an Est thread

[Resu]

How did we get onto this? Random even for an Est thread

My guess is that Shaggy is involved. His tangents usually ends up being entertaining

[Cormack74]

No one should ever need to **** at work or in a public convenience unless they're ill. It just needs a bit of bowel organization and mental fortitude.

[Mark79]

Holding your **** on a daily basis is going to lead to a world of trouble in later life

[Saveloy]

No one should ever need to **** at work or in a public convenience unless they're ill. It just needs a bit of bowel organization and mental fortitude.

They are two very different things.

[Saveloy]

They are two very different things.

Unless you work in the civil service

[Venton]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siRpBH6wUUk"]Sgt. Apone - Secure that **** Hudson (Aliens) - YouTube[/ame]

[Cormack74]

Holding your **** on a daily basis is going to lead to a world of trouble in later life

Never happens mate.

Wake up, breakfast, shave, ****, shower.

Like I said, routine

Trust me, life's so much better not having to think about banging one out away from the comfort of your own bathroom.