Luis Suarez - Non LFC

[RedReet]

Crazy stats, especially after a relatively slow start.

IIRC, there should be a few red faces in this thread after some of the comments during his first few months.

[Tee]

He is unbelievable....my favourite football player by a country mile. And the best player in the world.

[PTP]

loads of my blue nose mates are going ****ing ape **** at any red who mentions suarez at the moment - "he's not your ****ing player why do u care....lukaku scored more by the age of 23" etc etc etc

haha

[Shaggy]

They - like the United fans I know - want to shut down any conversation about Suarez because they made fools of themselves when he played for us and we were proven absolutely spot on about how good he was....whereas they used to laugh at the notion that he was better than, say, van Persie or Jelavic.

Suarez is not particularly a better player now than he was then - he just plays for a much better team. Only Messi was better than Suarez in his time with us, and Suarez is ahead of him now. Not surprised Evertonians and United fans are so red faced now.

[McDermotX]

loads of my blue nose mates are going ****ing ape **** at any red who mentions suarez at the moment - "he's not your ****ing player why do u care....lukaku scored more by the age of 23" etc etc etc

haha

[Gingawaria]

loads of my blue nose mates are going ****ing ape **** at any red who mentions suarez at the moment - "he's not your ****ing player why do u care....lukaku scored more by the age of 23" etc etc etc

haha

Lukaku's just ended a 12 game goal drought - world class strikers don't go 12 games without scoring.

[Buzzo]

FFS Brendan

'Luis Suarez is one of the most beautiful men you can come across' when Brendan lays it on he lays it on THICK.

[ame="https://youtu.be/k8fLzFWpvxg"]Brendan Rodgers praising Luis Suarez 'The man' changing Barcelona to better team - YouTube[/ame]

EDIT: Caveat: this is not Brendan bashing (as such) But that first bit is funny, it's like he is mentally calculating how he can come up with the most over the top praise ever.

[maxwellbaxter]

I read it as Brendan wanted to spray his manfat over him

[Buzzo]

He has definitely left it open to that interpretation.

[Yozza]

I read it as Brendan wanted to spray his manfat over him

Well I hope Celtic get properly dicked tonight....

[Vermilion]

Barca have a 'beautiful beautiful man' playing for them, so Celtiic are ****ed.

[badpiggy]

Is it better to be ****ed by a beautiful man even if your preference is not being ****ed by any man at all?

[fidget]

Is it better to be ****ed by a beautiful man even if your preference is not being ****ed by any man at all?

Looks would be less important than if he would extend to you the courtesy of a reacharound

[redmike65]

So then if he was available for say 80m next summer as a 30 year old would you want Liverpool to buy him back (was there a sell on clause? )

[Irishnev]

So then if he was available for say 80m next summer as a 30 year old would you want Liverpool to buy him back (was there a sell on clause? )

That would be a bargain, he is made of iron and he'll play at a very high level for another 4 years.

Never going to happen though