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    Top trolling. Fredo would be proud.
    "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
    -- William Blake

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      Too be honest I thought we were getting an upgrade on Balo and Carroll.

      I cant believe how lazy he is and lumbering , was hoping he would settle and tear the league up for us.

      Just goes to show some players move and don't have the attitude or belief.

      Watching Collins boss him versus the hammers was a bit of an eye opener for me.

      I assumed he would have the fight to batter most defenders in the league but this doesn't appear to be in his psyche

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        Just been looking at the Player of the season thread and at present Benteke is joint top with Coutinho despite so many thinking he's crap
        The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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            I think all this predates him setting up camp and sprouting roots next to the nearest available centre back since late November

            To give context, Benteke is only 4 points clear of Danny Ings.
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              Why can't he do this?



              Instead of waiting for the ball to reach him? Yes he got the assist again but he is so un-dynamic its not a joke.

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                Originally posted by redmike65 View Post
                Why can't he do this?

                He might break sweat?

                Actually, I don't think he understands his position well enough to know which runs to make and when.

                He chooses the wrong option an uncanny amount of times though.
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                  Originally posted by redmike65 View Post
                  Why can't he do this?



                  Instead of waiting for the ball to reach him? Yes he got the assist again but he is so un-dynamic its not a joke.
                  This is the big problem with him imo

                  He's not in the box anywhere near enough and doesn't attack the ball inside the box enough
                  Bob Paisley - "This club has been my life. I'd go out and sweep the street and be proud to do it for Liverpool if they asked me to."

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                    Because he's lazy, **** and can blame other people for his own shortcomings if the ball doesn't come to him. He's hiding in plain sight and throwing tantrums- a ****house player

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                      He's even further away from the danger area than I thought. Rubbish.

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                        Balotelli worked no less than this fraud. Time to cut this **** loose too.

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                          I thought Ibe played an excellent ball in there, should have had two players busting a gut to get a toe to it, would have put them under insane pressure.
                          Was muß, das muß.

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                            Originally posted by redmike65 View Post
                            Why can't he do this?



                            Instead of waiting for the ball to reach him? Yes he got the assist again but he is so un-dynamic its not a joke.
                            He always drops back when someone is at the by line, every time.

                            Sometimes that's the right call to throw a defender off. However you need to mix it up and Sturridge for example would have definitely been in that gap to prod home.

                            So frustrating as Ibe had done brilliantly.
                            Y.N.W.A!!!!!!

                            "There are two great teams on Merseyside; Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves." - Bill Shankly

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                              Originally posted by redmike65 View Post
                              Why can't he do this?



                              .
                              I thought it was just the refs who used the can of foam

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                                The whole first half the commentator was complaining that Benteke should be on to receive those high crosses. But when he came on, and especially at that moment int he screenshot above, he was despairing at why Benteke was on the edge of the box and not in the middle, couldnt understand it. And he gets paid to be that stupid. This is all Benteke does. Thats why he's not on first any more. Cant wait to get rid of him.

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