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    Originally posted by sean_lfc View Post
    LOL Thanks for pointing that out Yozza, some great gems in the first few pages
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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      Originally posted by Liverpel View Post
      The next few years are going to be almighty craic.

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        Greatest time to be alive and to back into the thread, 4years ago, and see all that's happened since then, the emotions! It's unreal.

        Having just go e through the thread, reminiscing, and there being no football on today, the missus has ****ed off to Nuremberg for a podium discussion, I have just decided, I'm going to get pissed tonight, get the bevvies in, watch hours of Klopp and Liverpool footage and shed a few tears and merriment!!!!

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          Originally posted by sean_lfc View Post
          Greatest time to be alive and to back into the thread, 4years ago, and see all that's happened since then, the emotions! It's unreal.

          Having just go e through the thread, reminiscing, and there being no football on today, the missus has ****ed off to Nuremberg for a podium discussion, I have just decided, I'm going to get pissed tonight, get the bevvies in, watch hours of Klopp and Liverpool footage and shed a few tears and merriment!!!!
          Uncanny. I was bored stiff last night, no football on, **** all tonight either. Tonight was gonna be the same, the same boredom, until I just decided to get pissed at home! On my own. Watching Klopp footage.
          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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            Originally posted by sean_lfc View Post
            Greatest time to be alive and to back into the thread, 4years ago, and see all that's happened since then, the emotions! It's unreal.

            Having just go e through the thread, reminiscing, and there being no football on today, the missus has ****ed off to Nuremberg for a podium discussion, I have just decided, I'm going to get pissed tonight, get the bevvies in, watch hours of Klopp and Liverpool footage and shed a few tears and merriment!!!!
            Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
            Uncanny. I was bored stiff last night, no football on, **** all tonight either. Tonight was gonna be the same, the same boredom, until I just decided to get pissed at home! On my own. Watching Klopp footage.
            Alchy losers
            What do you mean it could've been anyone? Name me one person who's got a grudge against penguins

            Batman

            F*** off!!!

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              Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
              Uncanny. I was bored stiff last night, no football on, **** all tonight either. Tonight was gonna be the same, the same boredom, until I just decided to get pissed at home! On my own. Watching Klopp footage.
              Hahahahha it's ****ing on!!!

              "A strange occurrence took place in society in the early 21st century. Whereas the 19th and 20th centuries were dominated by, often lonely men convening at public establishments, so-called pubs, and usually on high chairs at the mostly wooden counters, where a barman or lady would serve them alcoholic beverages, society slowly transformed during the early 21st century and the advent of the Internet - a mass communication method which happened with machines, or as they were known at the time - computers.

              This new type of mass communication method spanned the globe and spawned numerous habitual changes in Homo sapiens sapiens, most namely in their leisurely activities. Amongst those were also mens' drinking habits. As highlighted previously, these generally took place in person, at an establishment. Yet in that era which the Internet gave rise to, wooden counters were replaced by keyboards, plastic input devices connected to computers. Barkeepers turned into light-emitting diode displays and lonely men were not constricted to share themselves with each other furthermore in person at one location. They were now able to convene around the world from the comforts of their own homes, drinking away silently with other fellow drunks from around the world, still sharing jokes and reminiscing about the past...'
              Last edited by sean_lfc; 08-10-19, 04:51 PM.

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                I still haven't deleted the Cl Final or the Barca games off my Sky hard drive...

                Sounds like a plan for the weekend!
                What do you mean it could've been anyone? Name me one person who's got a grudge against penguins

                Batman

                F*** off!!!

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                  Weekend schweakend! Join the triumvirate Yozza, hold aloft thy golden chalice, thy Cup of Christ from which pours forth the divine ambrosia of Bacchus! :

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                    Originally posted by dom9 View Post
                    OK.

                    I'll revise so as to be more realistic.

                    I look forward to coming a glorious second place in the 2016/17 season having pushed the eventual league winner all the way.

                    I'm not looking forward to the disaster in the following summer's transfer dealings which will set the club back another 4 years, and which ultimately will result in the installation of the Koeman / Monk dream team.

                    However, I do look forward to looking back at the incredible memories from the Klopp era. They will have been a wild rollercoster ride, and some of the best times we have known as supporters. But ultimately, it will have been best for all parties to move on, what with Germany needing a new manager in 2021.

                    You got the first line of the last para right

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                      Originally posted by sean_lfc View Post
                      Hahahahha it's ****ing on!!!

                      "A strange occurrence took place in society in the early 21st century. Whereas the 19th and 20th centuries were dominated by, often lonely men convening at public establishments, so-called pubs, and usually on high chairs at the mostly wooden counters, where a barman or lady would serve them alcoholic beverages, society slowly transformed during the early 21st century and the advent of the Internet - a mass communication method which happened with machines, or as they were known at the time - computers.

                      This new type of mass communication method spanned the globe and spawned numerous habitual changes in Homo sapiens sapiens, most namely in their leisurely activities. Amongst those were also mens' drinking habits. As highlighted previously, these generally took place in person, at an establishment. Yet in that era which the Internet gave rise to, wooden counters were replaced by keyboards, plastic input devices connected to computers. Barkeepers turned into light-emitting diode displays and lonely men were not constricted to share themselves with each other furthermore in person at one location. They were now able to convene around the world from the comforts of their own homes, drinking away silently with other fellow drunks from around the world, still sharing jokes and reminiscing about the past...'
                      Don't think solo drinking is the only lonely men's habit that has been improved by the Internet. , so to speak.
                      Last edited by dom9; 08-10-19, 06:00 PM.
                      Oh I don't know.

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                        Originally posted by dom9 View Post
                        Don't think solo drinking is the only lonely men's habit that has been improved by the Internet. , so to speak.
                        Hahaha, touché We could all write a paragraph from way in the future about the changing of men's habits in't 21st century and bam, book done
                        Last edited by sean_lfc; 08-10-19, 06:16 PM.

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                          So I've just gone through goosebumps, tears and laughing my head off with total joy and elation within the space of 14 minutes. Ladies and gentlemen, I present my favourite of the evening (there shall be more, only had two pints!). The INSIDE ANFIELD (here MADRID) Youtube series by our club is the greatest ****ing watching, as there is just LIVE SOUND. No cunt talking bollocks in the off, just pure raw sound. It's the greatest for those of us who can't make it to the games!

                          And the greatest one of them all that Jürgen 'The Piledriving Jawgrinder' Klopp has given us, culminates in these 14 minutes Get your pints filled, get yer hankies out, turn up the sound and rake it all in:

                          [ame="https://youtu.be/rLGkuzt2X4A"]https://youtu.be/rLGkuzt2X4A[/ame]

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                            If you're not welling up by the time 11:00 mins have passed... you need to drink more pints!!!

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                              Legend

                              [ame="https://youtu.be/cTT3J2mMllw"]"BOOM!" "ADRIAAN!" Jürgen Klopp's funniest interview lines as Liverpool manager - YouTube[/ame]
                              "I will make the boys feel your support"
                              Jurgen Klopp June 2020

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                                Originally posted by sean_lfc View Post
                                So I've just gone through goosebumps, tears and laughing my head off with total joy and elation within the space of 14 minutes. Ladies and gentlemen, I present my favourite of the evening (there shall be more, only had two pints!). The INSIDE ANFIELD (here MADRID) Youtube series by our club is the greatest ****ing watching, as there is just LIVE SOUND. No cunt talking bollocks in the off, just pure raw sound. It's the greatest for those of us who can't make it to the games!

                                And the greatest one of them all that Jürgen 'The Piledriving Jawgrinder' Klopp has given us, culminates in these 14 minutes Get your pints filled, get yer hankies out, turn up the sound and rake it all in:

                                https://youtu.be/rLGkuzt2X4A
                                No pints needed
                                Was muß, das muß.

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