Trent Alexander-Arnold

[Fosterbloke]

It's a game of who blinks first before a player goes down.

All teams will lose players to fatigue injuries, it's a matter of how long you can keep them going until you rest them and make yourself weaker or lose them for a while.

[Fredo]

Calf injuries are a bit of a nightmare and are recurring if you're not careful with the recovery. I think he spent a few weeks on the sidelines for a calf issue at the beginning of the season, so the club would be very cautious to rush him back.

[Alex]

Calfronavirus?

[Pablo]

Calfronavirus?

Long calfvid?

[BigChief]

Calfornication

[Fivex]

These puns are calfphilly cheese

[BG1973]

Achilling me.

[Fredo]

Calfronavirus?

Calfteartititus.

[dom9]

This thread should be put out to pasture

[Fosterbloke]

Some of these aren't calf bad... I'll get my scalf and coat.

[BigChief]

Some of these aren't calf bad... I'll get my scalf and coat.

You'll know we've made it when they're copied and pasted on RedCalf.

[fidget]

These puns are so bad I've calf a mind to ask for threadbans.

I'm only pulling your leg muscle

[dom9]

Stop milking it.

[Fan65]

I didn't believe it when I was told he's pulled a calf muscle I said pull the udder one?

[dom9]

Were you quite bullish?