Naby Keita

[baitman]

Another candidate for the legends thread

[spud_gun]

We're going a bit too over the top with these 4 now.

[Rafa Justice]

They're only paying lipservice to Naby and Ox. Vast majority of fans are only interested in the Milner and Bobby ones.

[Angryred]

Another candidate for the legends thread

More like Illegends

[danperkins]

Why the **** would we pay tribute to Keita, been robbing 120k pw from us & ****ing us over with his "international obligations". Get to **** useless fanny. Milner & Bobby I get though, club legends.

[Fosterbloke]

Why the **** would we pay tribute to Keita, been robbing 120k pw from us & ****ing us over with his "international obligations". Get to **** useless fanny. Milner & Bobby I get though, club legends.

Because we're not ******s and you can't laud two people leaving and ignore the other two.

[Cerbie]

Because we're not ******s and you can't laud two people leaving and ignore the other two.

Well you can in a meritocracy.

[Fosterbloke]

Well you can in a meritocracy.

Have you seen our team selection recently?

[Cerbie]

Have you seen our team selection recently?

Fair point, well made!

[Fosterbloke]

Fair point, well made!

[danperkins]

Because we're not ******s and you can't laud two people leaving and ignore the other two.

Oh yes you can. If i'm underperforming in my job, others have to pick up the slack, when I get the boot eventually people won't be sorry to see me leave. Doesn't make them ******s, it makes them relieved & hopeful that maybe a more efficient person will be brought in next.

[Doc_Piptorious]

Oh yes you can. If i'm underperforming in my job, others have to pick up the slack, when I get the boot eventually people won't be sorry to see me leave. Doesn't make them ******s, it makes them relieved & hopeful that maybe a more efficient person will be brought in next.

Ahh good. So you will be very understanding when I get you moved to another website then.

Too many crocks on this site as is, so we simply cannot continue to keep you on the books Dan. We will do a nice "Best of Dan" tweet to celebrate your time here.

On the bright side, Blue Moon is lovely this time of year and is better than the being brought behind the woodshed package that we will be "offering" to others.

Now feck off, we need your parking space for the more mobile and more efficient poster we have lined up to bring in.

[danperkins]

Ahh good. So you will be very understanding when I get you moved to another website then.

Too many crocks on this site as is, so we simply cannot continue to keep you on the books Dan. We will do a nice "Best of Dan" tweet to celebrate your time here.

On the bright side, Blue Moon is lovely this time of year and is better than the being brought behind the woodshed package that we will be "offering" to others.

Now feck off, we need your parking space for the more mobile and more efficient poster we have lined up to bring in.

[Doc_Piptorious]

Like your back would let you stand straight for long enough to shout that into a mic.

That gif looks more like the scene in the future when I announce to EST I got rid of you by sending to to another site and then murdered a half dozen others.

[danperkins]

Like your back would let you stand straight for long enough to shout that into a mic.

That gif looks more like the scene in the future when I announce to EST I got rid of you by sending to to another site and then murdered a half dozen others.

I've made sitting down look cool, standing up is over rated. Think of me as the glue that holds EST together, without me this place would implode. You're welcome