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    Colly is out

    how fast are we going to collapse?
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      Originally posted by captainfog View Post
      Colly is out

      how fast are we going to collapse?
      I'm going to follow the traditional English way and assume it will all be different now we have a new coach, while secretly knowing I will once again be let down. Prior is going to start a glorious new era with a century.
      "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
      -- William Blake

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        Tea?

        What sort of sport stops for tea?

        Or maybe that's unfair. Do they have "sports teas" and "power cakes" and "hi-carb rehydrating gel sandwiches?"
        .
        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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          Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
          Tea?

          What sort of sport stops for tea?

          Or maybe that's unfair. Do they have "sports teas" and "power cakes" and "hi-carb rehydrating gel sandwiches?"
          You are missing the point - the players need a break to get some caffeine into their systems to prevent falling asleep as the game drags on and the light gets a bit gloomy.
          "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
          -- William Blake

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            Originally posted by dww View Post
            You are missing the point - the players need a break to get some caffeine into their systems to prevent falling asleep as the game drags on and the light gets a bit gloomy.
            .
            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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              Can you wake me up with a song please Neil
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                Originally posted by captainfog View Post
                Can you wake me up with a song please Neil
                Happy to oblige.

                Well, my friends, the time has come
                To raise the roof and have some fun
                Throw away the work to be done
                Let the music play on
                (play on, play on)
                Everbody sing, everybody dance
                Lose yourself in wild romance
                Were going to party
                Karamu, fiesta, forever
                Come on and sing along!
                Were going to party
                Karamu, fiesta, forever
                Come onand sing along!
                Were going to party
                Karamu, fiesta, forever
                Come on and sing along!
                All night long! (all night)
                All night long! (all night)
                All night long! (all night)
                People dancing all in the street
                See the rhythm all in their feet
                Life is good wild and sweet
                Let the music play on
                (play on, play on)
                Feel it in your heart
                And feel it in your soul
                Let the music take control
                Were going to party
                Liming, fiesta, forever
                Come on and sing my song!
                All night long! (all night)
                All night long! (all night)
                All night long! (all night)
                All night long! (all night)
                Yeah, once you get started
                You cant sit down
                Come join the fun
                Its a merry go round
                Everyones dancing
                Their troubles away
                Come join our party
                See how we play!
                Oh, yes
                Were going to have a party!
                All night long! (all night)
                All night long! (all night)
                All night long! (all night)
                All night long!
                Everyone you meet
                Theyre jamming in the street
                All night long1
                Yeah, I said, everyone you meet
                Theyre jamming in the street
                All night long!
                Yeah, I said, everyone you meet
                Theyre jamming in the street
                All night long!
                Feel good! feel good!


                Thank you.
                .
                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                  Thankyou, I appreciated that. I've just been given a nasty bit of work to do which will be extremely laborious, frustrating and ****
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                    Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                    Happy to oblige.

                    Well, my friends, the time has come
                    To raise the roof and have some fun
                    Throw away the work to be done
                    Let the music play on
                    (play on, play on)
                    Everbody sing, everybody dance
                    Lose yourself in wild romance
                    Were going to party
                    Karamu, fiesta, forever
                    Come on and sing along!
                    Were going to party
                    Karamu, fiesta, forever
                    Come onand sing along!
                    Were going to party
                    Karamu, fiesta, forever
                    Come on and sing along!
                    All night long! (all night)
                    All night long! (all night)
                    All night long! (all night)
                    People dancing all in the street
                    See the rhythm all in their feet
                    Life is good wild and sweet
                    Let the music play on
                    (play on, play on)
                    Feel it in your heart
                    And feel it in your soul
                    Let the music take control
                    Were going to party
                    Liming, fiesta, forever
                    Come on and sing my song!
                    All night long! (all night)
                    All night long! (all night)
                    All night long! (all night)
                    All night long! (all night)
                    Yeah, once you get started
                    You cant sit down
                    Come join the fun
                    Its a merry go round
                    Everyones dancing
                    Their troubles away
                    Come join our party
                    See how we play!
                    Oh, yes
                    Were going to have a party!
                    All night long! (all night)
                    All night long! (all night)
                    All night long! (all night)
                    All night long!
                    Everyone you meet
                    Theyre jamming in the street
                    All night long1
                    Yeah, I said, everyone you meet
                    Theyre jamming in the street
                    All night long!
                    Yeah, I said, everyone you meet
                    Theyre jamming in the street
                    All night long!
                    Feel good! feel good!


                    Thank you.
                    nice use of DarkOrchid & Century Gothic
                    In Rafa I Trust

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                      First Test, Chittagong, day one (close): India 295-3 v Bangladesh

                      Sachin is 80 N.O
                      Sourav is 82 N.O

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                        Originally posted by The_Milkman View Post
                        First Test, Chittagong, day one (close): India 295-3 v Bangladesh

                        Sachin is 80 N.O
                        Sourav is 82 N.O

                        England will be scared
                        In Rafa I Trust

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                          Prior looks in good shape with the bat. I have been biggin' him up for the past three years.

                          Glad to see he has is chance.
                          Bring Back Pako


                          Oh dear

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                            1632: Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell are hanging out with the members, which makes for a rather incongruous sight. Dunst looks like she's been living off Rice Krispies for the last five weeks and living in a squat and Borrell looks like a cut-price Pete Doherty. My colleague is beside himself with anger because neither is wearing an MCC tie.414-5

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                              Originally posted by captainfog View Post
                              1632: Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell are hanging out with the members, which makes for a rather incongruous sight. Dunst looks like she's been living off Rice Krispies for the last five weeks and living in a squat and Borrell looks like a cut-price Pete Doherty. My colleague is beside himself with anger because neither is wearing an MCC tie.414-5




                              He hasn't got a clue.
                              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                                So, apart from the Milkman who is interested in another match altogether, no-one's that bothered about the cricket, yeah?

                                .
                                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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