From Alison Bell, TMS inbox: "If I was a West Indian bowler bowling to Vaughan, I wouldn't even bother trying to get him out. I'd just send wide balls down that he has to stretch for and wait for his arms to snap off."
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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1413 BST - Eng 128-2:Hearts in mouths at Headingley as Vaughan goes to 49 with another four custard-creamed through midwicket. KP then calls him through for a sharp single, which has Ramdin flinging the ball at the stumps and striking Vaughan a glancing blow on the leg. There's a gasp of horror from around the ground - but no SNAP is audible, and we breathe again.
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1445 BST - Eng 147-2: There's a deep roar from the clouds - it's the Lancaster! All play is immediately halted as the old warhorse trundles over the ground to a raucous ovation, its progress marked by thousands of fans standing up and wiggling their arms up in wing-like fashion. The plane banks tightly over Elland Road and comes back again to a defeaning chorus of the Dambusters march - although the proximity of the Betfair blimp does cause some anxiety. Scooby-Doo is close to tears..
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.
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F.A.O. Helios_Creed. There are some great celebrity stories on the TMS thread.
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.
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Haha that's exactly what I thought. A mammoth total followed by a skittling in under 40 overs and then reducing them to 22-2 in the follow-onOriginally posted by TheStig View PostEngland doing great too.
Bowling them out in 39 overs. It's like Brian Lara 2007
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