The Athletics Thread (... but predominantly about Bolt)

[Craig_H]

Just realised, it's channel 4 isnt it? Means we're not paying his wages

[Reece]

Oh really? Just assumed it was on BBC.

In that case, carry on

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(less smug...)

[Shaggy]

Apparently he's a kids TV presenter, and yeah it's been on Channel 4.

Cannot stop laughing at him what a ****ing disaster he is

[Kenneth]

The fasted man on.. no legs.

[kingfunk]

That video is priceless!

[Shaggy]

The fasted man on.. no legs.

Every single one has me in tears. The terror in his eyes, the constant reference to his piece of paper

[Craig_H]

"The 800m takes just under 2 minutes, the decathlon takes 2 days, if you're not a true all-rounder, dont even bother to apply. [pause as he reads his notes] That's coming up...erm....right now. 10 events, the first of 3 are the shot putt, long jump and the hundred metres"

[Shaggy]

"The 800m takes just under 2 minutes, the decathlon takes 2 days, if you're not a true all-rounder, dont even bother to apply. [pause as he reads his notes] That's coming up...erm....right now. 10 events, the first of 3 are the shot putt, long jump and the hundred metres"

That bit is pure Partridge

[Craig_H]

Apparently he's a kids TV presenter, and yeah it's been on Channel 4.

Cannot stop laughing at him what a ****ing disaster he is

He also once appeared on Blind Date....

[EwarWoo]

b) At what point the producer bins him

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/aug/31/ortis-deley-channel-4

[Reece]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011...eley-channel-4

[Shaggy]

Poor *******.

[Liverpool]

hes not a bad presenter but hes clearly in the wrong field, having no knowledge or not reading off an autoque (however you spell it )

[Gaz]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011...eley-channel-4