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    #211
    Originally posted by PeteBest View Post
    There was that guy at the 'Alpe d'Huez' around 10 years ago (maybe a bit less). I'm not sure if he was competing with Armstrong or with another one but he clashed with one ****wit who was running next to him. He was Italian if my memory serves me right.


    Guerini. He was out in front and someone stood in the road to take a picture, not realising how the camera made him look much further away than he actually was.

    There was also the time Armstrong got caught on a spectator's bag and was brought down on the final climb of the day. The other riders waited for him...because they're soft tawts of course.

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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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      #212
      Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
      It's does look terrible to have to put up with but I suppose it's part of the job.

      I'm not sure I'd find someone hurtling down a mountainside possibly to their death all that funny but I probably would have done when I was 19 or whatever.
      Come on Neil.

      Imagine it.

      A cockhead wearing one of these



      hurtling down a hill going A over T (hopefully not to his death, but enough pain to make sure he will never do it again)

      It would be brilliant footage.....and Phil Liggett would be commentating
      "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

      "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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        #213
        Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
        The other riders waited for him...because they're soft tawts of course.

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          #214
          Originally posted by Harv View Post
          and Phil Liggett would be commentating
          Liggetisms

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            #215
            Originally posted by Harv View Post
            Come on Neil.

            Imagine it.

            A cockhead wearing one of these



            hurtling down a hill going A over T (hopefully not to his death, but enough pain to make sure he will never do it again)

            It would be brilliant footage.....and Phil Liggett would be commentating


            I really wouldn't enjoy watching it but I know what you mean.

            I remember sometime around turning thirty (shortly after my son was born I think and I reckon that's not unconnected) realising I'd started to hate watching Ski Sunday in case someone crashed. And of course, apart from Franz Klammer going at a thousand miles an hour, the chance of seeing a nasty crash was the the sole reason anyone could ever have for watching such a dull programme.
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            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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              #216
              Hushovd got cut when a spectator hole cardboard in front of him during a sprint in the 2006 tour.
              http://www.strw.leidenuniv.nl/~ruvisser/nmo/images/hushovd-injured_448.jpg


              No respect for the yellow jersey
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                #217
                Cavendish wins again!

                His 14th win at Le Tour.
                On the Ning Nang Nong
                Where the Cows go Bong!
                And the Monkeys all say Boo!
                There's a Nong Nang Ning
                Where the trees go Ping!
                And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.
                On the Nong Ning Nang
                All the mice go Clang!
                And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
                So it's Ning Nang Nong!
                Cows go Bong!
                Nong Nang Ning!
                Trees go Ping!
                Nong Ning Nang!
                The mice go clang!
                What a noisy place to belong,
                Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

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                  #218
                  Pretty easy to get all the plaudits when your team mates do all the work for you.
                  "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                  "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                    #219
                    Originally posted by Harv View Post
                    Pretty easy to get all the plaudits when your team mates do all the work for you.


                    Mate, he's got to follow the extreme pace that his fellow team mates have set out for him.

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                      #220
                      yeah...then he say's "cheers fellas, i'll buy the first round at the bar....then **** off to get my dick sucked by some French babes, thanks for the lift"
                      "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                      "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                        #221
                        Originally posted by Harv View Post
                        yeah...then he say's "cheers fellas, i'll buy the first round at the bar....then **** off to get my dick sucked by some French babes, thanks for the lift"

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                          #222
                          Originally posted by Harv View Post
                          Pretty easy to get all the plaudits when your team mates do all the work for you.
                          They don't.

                          He's the fastest man in the world. He couldn't do it without them but none of them would stand a chance if he was on another team.
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                          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                            #223
                            Cavendish > lead-out train > everyone else > Harv the soft tawt > fredo
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                            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                              #224
                              Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                              They don't.

                              He's the fastest man in the world. He couldn't do it without them but none of them would stand a chance if he was on another team.
                              "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                              "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                                #225
                                Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                                Cavendish > lead-out train > everyone else > Harv the soft tawt > fredo
                                Why have I got to be there.

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