Boxing

[spud_gun]

Has it been officially confirmed?

Not getting my hopes up until it's 100% official

[Doc_Piptorious]

July 29th


Pro Boxing may have a pulse again now that the best fight (in terms of the very best fighting the very best) on the planet has been signed.

[Rafa Justice]

Misfits boxing again tonight. Some Ozzie bird just called someone out on stage and she didn't even really know her name.

"who's next?"
"I think she's standing up, Astrid Wetts??"

Onlyfans 'star' Astrid Wett.

****ing hell, what a shambles. How long before Soccer Aid ****e starts a weekly league?

[Doc_Piptorious]

Soul and honour of boxing **** that, it's all about the payday.

It's funny you mention this as I was just thinking about pre fight talk, telling Shaggy exactly how I'd stop him. Although I recall Shaggy bragging about his chin some years back when his mate punched him repeatedly after spitting in his face. Or was that Craig H?

**** sake Zap. You just need to spout on a bit about the honour and soul stuff, of course it is about the dirty big pay day. Not really going to sell if we are both the bad guy.


Maybe have you knock out the same five named bums that I murder so that there can be a bit of hype about the final bout being a 50/50 fight and all that nonsense. I can also then claim you only beat the bums because I ruined them first.



I'm going to out there insulting everyone in the builds to each fight so we need you to be the big boy scout, basically clean cut like Superman, coming to take out the evil *******.

[Zapater]

Think I need to make a comeback and do a bum of the month thing.


Shaggy in Manchester

Weggie Gun in Glasgow

Joshua in London

Fidget in the car park of some Motorway services.

Perkins outside his caravan.


Basically bums I can spark easily and call dossers before the fight. Easy money this.


Build up then to a big bout against Zapater. Middleweight (cuz you ain't a lightweight no more, Zap ) vs Heavyweight.

Market it as the Sting vs the King and have it held somewhere befitting such a prestigious bout. Maybe the main foyer in the Bullring in Birmingham.

Lots of McGregor ****** struts, dosser talk and leaving dog **** on door steps from me in the build up so I can be the heel everyone wants to see Zap beat. Zap playing the clean cut good guy fighting for honour and the soul of boxing itself.

Carry Zap for a few rounds, maybe do the rubber legs thing once or twice so Zap has a "Bruno rocked Tyson" moment, try not to cough up my lungs, then give the crowd what they did not want, get the KO and the coveted EST World title.

Soul and honour of boxing **** that, it's all about the payday.

It's funny you mention this as I was just thinking about pre fight talk, telling Shaggy exactly how I'd stop him. Although I recall Shaggy bragging about his chin some years back when his mate punched him repeatedly after spitting in his face. Or was that Craig H?

[fidget]

Davis must have the most delayed reaction stoppages in boxing history

[RichC]

Don’t see many stoppages at that level with one of those.

****ing ouch!

[fidget]

lol that body shot must have brought back bad memories for de la Hoya

made Garcia's liver quiver

[spud_gun]

A watch-in-the-morning-without-knowing-the-outcome scenario for me.

Same. Getting too old for the all nighters.

[Shaggy]

Reaffirm your faith

Davis vs Garcia this weekend

A watch-in-the-morning-without-knowing-the-outcome scenario for me.

[Daniel 7]

I have a relative who called his newborn son Odin, I'm not joking

[Doc_Piptorious]

Wacko Jaco
You been on the jesus juice?

The All Father Odin is by my side, dosser.

Just be grateful to be chucked a morsel from the table, you lightweight bum. I am the greatest of all time.

The EST of EST.

[fidget]

Fidget the Dosser

Wacko Jaco
You been on the jesus juice?

[Doc_Piptorious]

Fidget the Dosser

[fidget]

Keep my wife's name out of your ****ing mouth