The top 100 forum quotes

[cobain]

<Sui88> 67&#37; of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%


#246405 +(7740)- [X]

<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
<d|syztem> what the ****


<ohm> damn
<ohm> ****
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> ****
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> ****


<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...


#367896 +(6982)- [X]

<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

#665807 +(6934)- [X]

omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests


#23601 +(12942)- [X]

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

[Paddy]

What a BRILLIANT thread...Im laughing my ass off here...

[Darth Marty]

Theres some great ****ing reads there!! ha ha ha real funny stuff!!!

[Red_Polo]

<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
<&#37;The_Coolest> y?
<+Enyo> why?
<%The_Coolest> :o
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'

[Darth Marty]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Red_Polo]

<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

[Subby]

I swear I've not laughed so much in days...

what a cracking find Kenny

[Darth Marty]

****ing fair play, these are comedy gold!!

[Subby]

#49505 +(302)- [X]

<sieco> i still use it to play duck hunt
<ion> my nintendo went out the window after that last time I failed to beat ganon and bring home the tri-force
<XCoyote> lol
<ion> my girlfriend was like "you ****ing sissy. if you don't bring me home the tri-force I'm going out with Bobby next door"
<sieco> rofl
<ion> I'm like "**** you bitch!" and I flung the nintendo at her

[Darth Marty]

where did you get that from? I didnt see that one? ha ha are there more....post a link man

[Subby]

#167247 +(1015)- [X]

<squid> This spider is such an asshole.
<Sushi-X> y dont u just smash it with impunity?
<squid> It's on the ceiling, and I am not.
<Sushi-X> tell it to come down and fight like a man....or you can climb and fight like a spider

[Subby]

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RANDOM link...there's 1000's of these sayings

[Subby]

#728190 +(1720)- [X]

<Folkomo> So in class today we were playing guesstures or password- one of those games you have to guess a word or phrase- my friend apparently got T.V., but I didn't know that. He got up and said "Back in my Grandma's days, these used to only be black and white."
<Folkomo> I ****ed up and said "water fountains" outloud.
<Folkomo> ...thats why I got detention.

[Subby]

#6301 +(227)- [X]

<rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo
<rewben> it even w0rkz
<m0f73> @)!!!!!
<m0f73> theres no h in w00t


ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[DannyMan2006]

#167247 +(1015)- [X]

<squid> This spider is such an asshole.
<Sushi-X> y dont u just smash it with impunity?
<squid> It's on the ceiling, and I am not.
<Sushi-X> tell it to come down and fight like a man....or you can climb and fight like a spider