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ha very goodi own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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Originally posted by fah-qComment
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i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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Originally posted by PTP View Post
That is one of the funniest things I've ever read.
"That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.
Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."
Lee Chapman - Arsenal and England defenderComment
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During a holiday to Thailand two Thai girls flattered me into sex by saying:
"It'll be just like winning the lottery!"
they were right!
We had six matching balls!Comment
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Originally posted by tufty View Postyep, I had to go back and read it again
Me too.
That rug really tied the room together.Comment
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Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," I said.
She gave me a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.
"Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she asked.
"No," I said.
She gave me another sexy little smile, reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen 30,000 pounds all crumpled up?"
"No," I said, intrigued.
....."Well, go and take a gander in the ****ing garageThose that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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flmao :dOriginally posted by kingfunk View PostNope, don't need anger management, you just need to stop pissing me off!Comment
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I just got a phone call from a representative from Google.
"We're campaigning to get people to sign an on-line petition supporting our company tax arrangements in light of the government's plans for an investigation."
"You can **** right off," I told him. "It's the law abiding tax payer like me who suffers because of *******s like Google. You're getting no support from me!"
There was a pause before he added, "We know your browsing history."
"It's about time somebody stood up to this ****ing Government. I'm logging in as we speak."Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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