A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young daughter's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her daughter replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
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Paedophiles are ****ing immature arseholes.Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hingeComment
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hingeComment
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Are err...are racist jokes allowed? I'm guessing no?
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What do japanese men do when they have an erection?
Vote.
LOL
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The times they are a changin'.Comment
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got a good one out eventually
Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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Whats a good bar and a good woman got in common?
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
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On the eve of our 5th wedding aniversary this week, my wife said to me "Our sex life has become a bit stale, we should spice it up a bit, add a few surprises"
"Go on, what do you suggest" I inquired.
"Tomorrow on our anniversary, whoever wakes up first, should wake the other with a nice long hot session of oral sex"
The next morning I awoke first, so I slowly peeled back the covers, carefully rolled her over and stuck my cock in her mouth. She left me later that morning.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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Kev that is amazing96 Never ForgottenComment
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How does a Paedophile find a child in the woods?
Quite satisfying.Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."
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Interesting topic for a tasteless joke on CiN night
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Doctors have recently prescribed medicinal marijuana to treat constipation.
I guess that literally means **** or get off the pot...'and boy could he play!.Comment
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for those that don't know, Seacombe on the Wirral, has some pretty rough areas.
it's so rough, that a pedophile was walking down the street and asked a kid if he wanted a sweet....
the kid said "show us your dick first"i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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