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      just seen on FB.

      "Warning, I have been hacked, if you recieve a message from me calling you a c**t, be advised it was sent before I was hacked".
      Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
      Those that killed her, were following the law.

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        My arse was really sore after a curry. The wife said ring sting. I said why what will he be able to do?

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          Originally posted by RoadEnd View Post
          My arse was really sore after a curry. The wife said ring sting. I said why what will he be able to do?

          Hello mert.

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            Originally posted by RoadEnd View Post
            My arse was really sore after a curry. The wife said ring sting. I said why what will he be able to do?

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              What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
              Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


              Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                  Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
                  What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
                  Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                  Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                    I met a bloke at the garage the other day called William Hill. What are the odds of that happening

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                      My grief counselor died recently. Luckily he was so good I didn't give a ****.
                      Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                      Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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                        A penguin comes running into a bar. ‘Hey, have you seen my brother? he asks the barman. "Dunno", says the barman - "What does he look like?’”
                        Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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                          Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
                          My grief counselor died recently. Luckily he was so good I didn't give a ****.
                          What do you mean it could've been anyone? Name me one person who's got a grudge against penguins

                          Batman

                          F*** off!!!

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                            Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
                            My grief counselor died recently. Luckily he was so good I didn't give a ****.

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                              Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
                              My grief counselor died recently. Luckily he was so good I didn't give a ****.
                              Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                              Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                                I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but that’s Heinz sight.
                                Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


                                Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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