Crap Jokes

[Buzzo]

[badpiggy]

I wonder who could tell that joke?

[Buzzo]

I wonder who could tell that joke?

Yeah I dunno. The punchline would take a bit of telling.

I love a shaggy dog story though.

[baitman]

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary and we had sex all afternoon.'
She looked down at his shoes and said:
'You lying *******! You've been playing golf!'

[Norbs]

[Subby]

I dont' get it....****! the arms rotating joke.

[ChesterDave]

Is it not that he just asked for something really stupid? If not I don't get it either...

[frank the tank]

the anticipation on that arms rotating thing was brilliant.......the punchline was such a let-down!!!

[badpiggy]

I laugh every time I think of it.

[Buzzo]

Is it not that he just asked for something really stupid? If not I don't get it either...

That’s it.

It’s the expectation that his reveal was going to be epic, and that the other guys would in some way not be satisfied and morally bankrupt.

Instead he just admits that he ****ed it up.

It’s genius.

[ChesterDave]

I'm fairly sure the man with an organe for a head joke is in here as well. Its the same premise.

[ChesterDave]

Yep. Here it is. Classic

A man is walking down the street when he runs into his friend. But there's something different about him: his friend has an orange for a head.

So the man asks his friend, "Hey man, why do you have an orange for a head?"

And his friend replies, "Well I was digging through the trash and I found a magic lamp. I rubbed it and a genie popped out and promised me three wishes."

The man then says, "That's cool, but why do you have an orange for a head?"

His friend replies, "Well for my first wish I asked to be the richest man in the world, and 'poof!' I had tons upon tons of gold bullion at my feet."

The man shuffles and asks again, "Okay, but why do you have an orange for a head?"

His friend smiles and says, "Wait, wait. I'm getting there. For my second wish I wished for the most beautiful woman in the world to be my bride, and 'poof!' there she was, the very likeness of Helen of Troy."

The man, dumbfounded and quite anxious asks once again, "Okay, but why do you have an orange for a head?!?"

To which his friend replies, "Well, for my third wish, I wished for an orange for a head."

[Slinky Skills]

Hahaha!

[Buzzo]

Yep. Here it is. Classic

[Buzzo]

I just told my son that, he didnt find it funny at all