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    Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
    OHH FFS the issue was highlighted and dealt with,can you lot **** off and take your serious debate to the library instead of hijacking threads please.

    Gets right on my tits this does

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      Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
      OHH FFS the issue was highlighted and dealt with,can you lot **** off and take your serious debate to the library instead of hijacking threads please.

      Gets right on my tits this does
      Don't think I get this one,I'm sure it's funny though.Must admit I haven't got quite a few of them.
      "One day the people will understand."

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        There arent many things that annoy me in life but self righteous ****s, (from both sides here I would like to add) who flood any topic of conversation and drive it off at a tangent are definitely one
        "Through me the way into the suffering city,
        Through me the way to the eternal pain,
        Through me the way that runs among the lost.
        Justice urged on my high artificer;
        My maker was divine authority,
        The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
        Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
        And I endure eternally.
        Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


        And like that… he's gone

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          Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
          There arent many things that annoy me in life but self righteous ****s, (from both sides here I would like to add) who flood any topic of conversation and drive it off at a tangent are definitely one
          Aren't you being a bit self-righteous?
          .
          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



          May the Lord bless this post.

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            No im tellin you what annoys me

            Im really not in the mood at the moment Neil, so id rather you didnt bait me, that isnt a threat as I dont make threats and we have always been friendly toward each other. Im just not having an 'up' day
            "Through me the way into the suffering city,
            Through me the way to the eternal pain,
            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
            Justice urged on my high artificer;
            My maker was divine authority,
            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
            Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
            And I endure eternally.
            Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


            And like that… he's gone

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              Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
              No im tellin you what annoys me
              So? Why do you have to do it on this thread? Why do you think we're even interested?
              .
              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



              May the Lord bless this post.

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                Those are questions that you and the others that have thrown a hissy fit and over dramatized the whole thing, would do well to ask yourselves
                "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                Justice urged on my high artificer;
                My maker was divine authority,
                The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                And I endure eternally.
                Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                And like that… he's gone

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                  Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
                  Those are questions that you and the others that have thrown a hissy fit and over dramatized the whole thing, would do well to ask yourselves


                  Really though, I don't think "hissy fit" is accurate.
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                  Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                  May the Lord bless this post.

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                      Originally posted by Chrono View Post
                      I didn't read any racist stuff so it's hard for me to comment but I wonder where say the holocaust would sit in all this.
                      The Holocaust was terrible.

                      I remeber being told to take a box of cleenex with me to the flicks to see Schindlers list. Dont know why, there was **** all worth wanking over.
                      Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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                        Irresistible Force v Immovable Object
                        "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                        Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                        Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                        Justice urged on my high artificer;
                        My maker was divine authority,
                        The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                        Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                        And I endure eternally.
                        Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                        And like that… he's gone

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                          Originally posted by elvoz View Post
                          if you knew there were racist jokes in here you have the choice to view or not though fella

                          But he doesnt know there is until he reads them.
                          Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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                            Shameful thread. Guests viewing this ****e must hold Liverpool fans in the highest regard I am sure.
                            "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                              For ****s sake ladies, lighten up, put the hand bags away and get back to the thread. If you dont like sick/offensive jokes, dont come to this thread, and dont knock people who do. Everyone to their own.
                              Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                              Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                                Originally posted by The Glove View Post
                                The Holocaust was terrible.

                                I remeber being told to take a box of cleenex with me to the flicks to see Schindlers list. Dont know why, there was **** all worth wanking over.
                                Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                                Those that killed her, were following the law.

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