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    Originally posted by Reaper View Post
    What has got 100 legs an 4 teeth?







    The Methadone queue at my local chemist
    Whereabouts in Kirkdale do you live?

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      Hull lad Aza
      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
      Justice urged on my high artificer;
      My maker was divine authority,
      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
      And I endure eternally.
      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


      And like that… he's gone

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        When asked about her gender, World 800m champion Miss Caster Semenya said "Anyone who wants to question my sexuality can suck my cock!!!"
        You'll Never Walk Alone

        Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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          1st prostitute: i made £500 tonight, i feel like a bottle of champagne.
          2nd prostitute: i made £5000 tonight, i feel like a pot of glue!
          "Through me the way into the suffering city,
          Through me the way to the eternal pain,
          Through me the way that runs among the lost.
          Justice urged on my high artificer;
          My maker was divine authority,
          The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
          Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
          And I endure eternally.
          Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


          And like that… he's gone

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            Originally posted by lfcchris View Post
            When asked about her gender, World 800m champion Miss Caster Semenya said "Anyone who wants to question my sexuality can suck my cock!!!"
            Cheers

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              Originally posted by lfcchris View Post
              When asked about her gender, World 800m champion Miss Caster Semenya said "Anyone who wants to question my sexuality can suck my cock!!!"

              Slightly different.....

              The mother of Master Semenya has expressed her outrage at her daughter having to undergo a gender test.

              She said, 'This is a real kick in the bollocks for my daughter'.
              Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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                Originally posted by Subby View Post
                Theres more.

                The mother of south african sex case athlete caster semenya says that this has been a kick in the bollocks for her daughter


                The IAAF have confirmed that Caster Semenya failed her drug test as her cock would not fit in the bottle
                You'll Never Walk Alone

                Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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                  caster semenya was told to go **** herself by one of the other athletes after winning, so she did.
                  Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                  Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                    Originally posted by kev776 View Post
                    caster semenya was told to go **** herself by one of the other athletes after winning, so she did.
                    Her/ his name is an anagram of "yes a secret man".


                    **** post or what!?
                    I have one word to offer - honesty. I couldn't be devious if I tried. Joe Fagan.

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                      Originally posted by Elvoz View Post
                      falklands hero burns victim simon weston is getting divorced


                      he says the kids look nothing like him
                      "The new Simon Weston Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine. It's so good I put my face on it"
                      Such a pretty face, such an ugly mouth.

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                        After securing the signatures of Joleon Lescott and Carlos Tevez, Manchester city are now considering a move for Simon Weston
                        Last edited by Reaper; 31-08-09, 06:40 PM.
                        "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                        Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                        Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                        Justice urged on my high artificer;
                        My maker was divine authority,
                        The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                        Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                        And I endure eternally.
                        Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                        And like that… he's gone

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                          Player of the year

                          I know it's early days in the season but I'm already thinking of player of the year............



























                          Think I'll have a stab at Callum Davenport!
                          Forwards.......

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                            i nominate fredo and craig h as player haters of the year
                            dave of mutilation

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                              Not funny and just very wrong

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                                Originally posted by DannyMan2006 View Post
                                I know it's early days in the season but I'm already thinking of player of the year............



























                                Think I'll have a stab at Callum Davenport!
                                Hasnt a leg to stand on.

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