Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care. One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.
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I got a really nasty one which I ainty gonna post. PM me if ya want it"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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I was sitting on the settee watching a soppy film with my girlfriend. She was lying with her head in my lap.
Overcome with emotion after the film, she said, "give me a kiss dear."
I said, "if I could reach down that far to kiss you, why would I need you in the first place?""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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An American meets an Ethiopian.
The American says, "**** me, you look as is you've survived a famine!"
The Ethiopian says, "You look as if you ****ing caused it you fat cunt!"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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So, Gary Glitter had a "heart attack" when boarding the plane in Vietnam, did he?
Must have been all that excitement when they announced that the in-flight movie was "High School Musical"."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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I'm one of those people that likes to have a **** while I'm reading.
This is also the reason why I'm banned from Waterstones."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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PM pleaseOriginally posted by The Reaper View Post
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oh go on then, me too!
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you'll be sorry
think about it, theres some pretty bad ones on this thread and Reaps has still **** out of posting these
Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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ha ha ha we will see!! RAFA Comment
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Pm Me!!!!
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hope he hasnt stolen mine
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What do you call a man with no limbs in the sea..............................Bob.Comment
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