Crap Jokes

[Subby]

After making sweet love to Yoda he turned to me and said "Big is you!"

"**** off", I said. "I don't buy magazines from foreigners".

[Liverpel]

After making sweet love to Yoda he turned to me and said "Big is you!"

"**** off", I said. "I don't buy magazines from foreigners".

[Kinell]

After making sweet love to Yoda he turned to me and said "Big is you!"

"**** off", I said. "I don't buy magazines from foreigners".

[PTP]

[Norbs]

Who else said it out loud and thought they sounded Eastern European?

[Leyton388]

I've heard Bill Kenwright is writing a new musical.

Everton : 26 Years Of Injustice. Featuring the soon-to-be-a-hit soundtrack classics Ifithadn'tbeenfer, The Rooney Lament, and March Of The Evil Red****e.

[Subby]

My wife was feeling horny last night and tried to wake me up at two in the morning by rubbing her pussy on my face and sucking on her dildo.
I said, "Don't do that"
She said, "Why, are you too tired?"
I said, "No, I had it up my arse this afternoon"

[Assassin]

My wife was feeling horny last night and tried to wake me up at two in the morning by rubbing her pussy on my face and sucking on her dildo.
I said, "Don't do that"
She said, "Why, are you too tired?"
I said, "No, I had it up my arse this afternoon"

[Gibbo]

The missus came home steaming drunk last night. "You up for some role play action, babe?" She asked with a wink.
"Not really." I replied.
"Oh, come on." She said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want."
Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror.

As I shouted "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" and kicked her down the stairs.

[ChesterDave]

[Subby]

My girlfriend got down on one knee to me earlier.

"I love you," she smiled. "Will you marry me?"

"Let's talk about it when you've finished, eh?" I replied, unzipping my trousers.

[Boogs]

Being an Evertonian on transfer deadline day is like being an african on Xmas eve. You live in hope but deep down u know your getting **** all

[Angryred]

Being an Evertonian on transfer deadline day is like being an african on Xmas eve. You live in hope but deep down u know your getting **** all

Hence the Band Aid song...

[Gray]

Gareth Bale becomes the first white player to complain to FIFA due to opposition fan's monkey chants

[doogle]

Necrophilia is dead boring, incest is better, its only relatively boring