Crap Jokes

[Subby]

I felt my unborn son kicking today.

Well you'd do the same if you were being attacked by a knitting needle.

[JohnOK]

Too soon?

Funeral Planning? There's an App for that.

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away, yeah tell that to Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs is not dead. He is now obsolete. Watch out for the new Steve Job 3GS this WInter.

[Subby]

oh dear lol but

[rodo]

I`m a pc and I`m still alive!!!

[RedAndWhite]

I`m a pc and I`m still alive!!!

I shouldn't lol, but I did.

[Fivex]

I've just seen Kevin Webster in his garage!!! Was working on a 14 year old escort..

[Red_Polo]

I've just seen Kevin Webster in his garage!!! Was working on a 14 year old escort..

[Exiled_red]

[JohnOK]

I've just seen Kevin Webster in his garage!!! Was working on a 14 year old escort..

[ChesterDave]

Too soon?

I was going to make a joke about Steve Jobs' death but its not PC.

[rodo]

what are the small dark hairs found in a school girls knickers??? its kevin websters moustache

[Kenneth]

I've just seen Kevin Webster in his garage!!! Was working on a 14 year old escort..

[Subby]

What do rape victims and windscreen wipers have in common?

When they're dry, they really ****ing screech.

[Subby]

I phoned my local Indian for a delivery last night.

10 minutes later I called them back and said, "I know it's a pain in the arse, but could I possibly change what I've just ordered?"

He said, "Yeah sure, what would you like?"

"Dominos."

[ChesterDave]

What do rape victims and windscreen wipers have in common?

When they're dry, they really ****ing screech.

How do type the noise that combines a laugh and a groan?