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    is there a section or talk of making one

    cheers in advance
    Last edited by Elvoz; 18-08-08, 11:53 AM.

    #2
    na mate - they dont go down well with everyone... i posted a few and well it didnt go down well. pm me a few though
    "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

    "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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      #3
      What's black and eats pussy?

      Cervical Cancer.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Paddy View Post
        What's black and eats pussy?

        Cervical Cancer.




















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          #5
          what makes 9 out of ten people happy ???

          gang rape
          "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

          "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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            #6
            Whats the smartest things to ever come out of a womans mouth?

            Einsteins cock.

            What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?

            A pedophile

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              #7
              Whats funnier than a dead baby.

              A dead baby in a clowns suit.

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                #8
                Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?


                ICE CREAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

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                  #9
                  What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in the UK?
                  Sexy Kids


                  What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
                  There's 20 of them
                  "My commitment to Liverpool is 100 per cent. I would die for that Liverpool shirt. I think the club loves me and I feel the same, no matter what the situation." - Pepe Reina, Nov '09.

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                    #10
                    id say you will be getting a pm sharpish. funny though
                    "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

                    "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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                      #11
                      How do you get a baby out of the blender?

                      Nachos.

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                        #12
                        If anyone is offended don't come in the thread. Simple.

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                          #13
                          Why did the girl fall off the swing?

                          She had no arms

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                            If anyone is offended don't come in the thread. Simple.
                            you would think wouldnt you
                            "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

                            "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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                              #15
                              i was watching the olympics yesterday and i thought to myself

                              **** is there anything these chinese arent good at ?


                              then i remembered







                              picking cockles in morecombe bay

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