Crap Jokes

[ralpal]

A guy walks into a bar with a dog.
The barman looks at the dog and asks what sort of dog it is.
"It's a mongol," replies the guy.
"No, I think you'll find that it's a mongrel," responds the barman.
"No, It's a mongol," replies the guy.
"No, really, I think you'll find that it's a mongrel," answers the barman.
"No, It's a mongol," replies the guy.
"No, the word for a mixed breed dog is a mongrel," says the barman strongly.
The guy looks at the barman and says, "look, it's a bloody mongol and I'll prove it."
The guy then looks at the dog, points to the floor and says, "Down, Syndrome."

[red g]

Police have removed the bodies from that burnt out mansion as they have now cooled down........

Well you wouldn’t want a warm fosters would you

[Darth Marty]

What is red and screams?

A peeled baby in a salt bath

oh my god thats the best/worst one yet!! ****ing hell some of these are cringeworthy!!!!!

[Elvoz]

amir khan proved last night that muslims dont drink when he failed to get a round in

[bobbyfallon]

whats pink and has cobwebs on it ???





























madeline mc canns bike

[tufty]

" Dad, where does poo come from ? "


" Well son, when you eat your food goes down your throat, passed your esophagus to your stomach where the digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal to extract protein before waste products decend via the colon and rectum to emerge as 'poo'



" Well **** me ..........where does Tigger come from ? "

[Reaper]

The girl next door has a life threatening condition.






















She is fancied by me.

[Subby]

whats pink and has cobwebs on it ???





























madeline mc canns bike

[Sisterstiffticket]

Just tell me seriously. Where is that funny?

[tufty]

Olympic officials have decided to ensure all events at the London games in 2012 are held in daylight hours rather than floodlights as it was noted that in Bejing a large number of the spectators were having to squint

[Elvoz]

bbc sport reporting








some bloke in the paralympics has just been tested positive for WD40

[Aza]

Had a career as a comedian once and got a gig at an epileptics convention...

Must have been on form that night... they were fkin rolling in the aisles

[RoadEnd]

Before anyone starts - this is the bad taste thread.

[wiw]

Not the best photo of Dirk that

[Elvoz]

Not the best photo of Dirk that