Disabled toilets.
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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I was in the pub last night when the barman asked me, “How come I never see you in here with Tufty any more?”
I asked him, “Would you drink with a bloke who's a liar, always late, borrows money he never pays back, always tries to squirm out of his round, jealous of everything you have, and when your back is turned he tries to **** your wife and daughter?”
“Bloody hell! No!” he said, somewhat flabbergasted.
“Well, neither would Tufty,” I said."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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in fairness, you're usually on time
Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of "rodeo sex."
Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name.
See how long you can "stay mounted" for.Comment
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Now that reminds of an old thread on the defunct NSFW board.Originally posted by pondus View Post
Spiderman
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Aaah, the Spiderman thread...Originally posted by RoadEnd View PostNow that reminds of an old thread on the defunct NSFW board.
Spiderman
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monkey face
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Aah that thread
is it not in an est vault somewhere?
Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hingeComment
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falklands hero burns victim simon weston is getting divorced
he says the kids look nothing like himComment
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"I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"
"of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...
www.disclosureproject.orgComment
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Went to see Jimmy Carr last night and a few of the selected highlights included
Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade?
You can't marmalade your cock up a girls arse
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They were two of the tamist offerings from last night. Some of the others may be a little too offensive even for this thread.A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.Comment
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And........??
Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’Comment
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Bugger. I thought in reflection that jokes about rape and the Holocost may go down to well so edited. Just didn't do a very good job of it.Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View PostAnd........??
Ok the original post included
I'm writing a romantic comedy. Its about a man and woman who meet at work. At first he likes her but she can't stand him but they end up having sex anyway. Its going to be called 'The Rapist'A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.Comment
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