Crap Jokes

[Matt]

Send Reggie a PM, I'll wager he's not busy

I'm sure elvoz didn't mean to cause offence mate, although he probably wouldn't appreciate being called a cunt for telling what was only a joke.

It's unfortunate that you've found it to be in poor taste but a lot of jokes do tend to point fun at some section of society, however large or small. Like I say best bet is to PM a mod if you want the thread closed.

[red g]

**** you BJC!
Mods?

http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=53677

you aint seen the half of it!!

ps must admit got that joke by text.....i did laugh, but went straight to church and said 3 hail marys

[Reece]

Send Reggie a PM, I'll wager he's not busy

I'm sure elvoz didn't mean to cause offence mate, although he probably wouldn't appreciate being called a cunt for telling what was only a joke.

It's unfortunate that you've found it to be in poor taste but a lot of jokes do tend to point fun at some section of society, however large or small. Like I say best bet is to PM a mod if you want the thread closed.

Can't really say anything different than that. It would be extremely OTT to filter through every joke and delete those that might cause offence to some sections of society.
Also, if you have a problem with a post you really need to use the Report Post function as we can't be expected to read every post on here.

[wiw]

Sorry, laughing was probably a bit much

[Reaper]

FFS

I nearly died on the bus this morning. I got a violent erection and couldn't get rid of it.

It was so embarrassing when I got up to get off - people were shouting stuff like, "you dirty pervert"

and, "put some ****ing clothes on".

[MrMichael]

[Aza]

[MrsB]

Pervert!

[meffin]

**** you BJC!
Mods?

reminds me of a school kid

"miss, tell him!!"

[scully]

Elvoz, you're a cunt!

That's so tasteless, have you ever seen anyone in a fit?

You've gone down in my estimation.

Please refrain from making jokes on other's misfortune & disabilities in future & that goes for everyone too.

Just remember, what goes around comes around!

Moderators, be on hand for this please & do not let anyone do this again.

Whilst I can understand there are comical moments wheere disabled people can find themselves in, it doesn't warrant anyone having a laugh at their expense as they are cruel & tasteless.
The above joke is one of them so less of these as there are other topics we can pick on for a joke, let's not stoop to that level again as we have plenty of class posters in here which in my estimation, are revered by others in here as articulate & intelligent. You know who are, so please lead by example...

Get a ****ing grip. My girlfriend had an epileptic fit 14 months back (and then possibly a second one two months later, though the 2nd may have been a panic attack blackout), I am thus somewhat sensitised to the subject myself but will not let this diminish my sense of humour nor sense of perspective. The thing about black humour is that one person will laugh at a hundred jokes about certain misfortunes that haven't affected them, but then if that same person hears a joke about something that does affect them then they kick off in a fit (pun definitely intended) of idiotic self-righteousness. Get over yourself.

[Shanks]

Get a ****ing grip.
Get over yourself.

Comments like that don't really help though.

Some of these are very close to the line and may have even stepped over in some peoples view.

Don't have a go at them for being offended FFS.

What's black and eats pussy?

Cervical Cancer.

what makes 9 out of ten people happy ???

gang rape

What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in the UK?
Sexy Kids

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them

And to think you can get sin binned/holiday for having a pop at another poster.

[Chrono]

The title of the thread is the giveaway.

[Shanks]

If you find jokes about Gang Rape and Sexy Kids funny, then you need to get out more..

Like I said.

It seems ok to post some of this stuff but posts against another poster can get you banned/holiday.


How about a few Chubby Brown/Bernard Manning
Poor/Bad taste jokes, you know the ones about people from other parts of the world who are of different origin etc.

I'm sure they would go down well on here eh?

[Reaper]

Do you visit Sickipedia?

If not; you should

[Reaper]

What did the gay fireman say on 9/11?

It's raining men.



Well it's Christmas tomorrow, lets hope I get that Princess Diana Scalextrics I asked Santa for




I lost my nan last night. No more pain.

Er, unless she arrives in heaven at the same time as the bloke who ran her over.



What's brown and sticky.....

Stevie Wonder's iron after he's just answered it.