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I thought this was the bad taste jokes threadOriginally posted by Reggie View Post
if anyone takes offence...then don't read the thread
it's got the 18 only symbol for a reason 
...not at you reggie...just hit your thread reply quote button
Cheers
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Cheers
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Why is everyone acting like being autistic is so bad? I wish I could draw.Comment
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I made a joke about dyslexia earlier this year
Should have seen the posts of complaint I got..
I couldnt understand a single ****in one of em
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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So George Bush has been showing Barack Obama around the white house and giving him some advice before he becomes president
Isn't that just like getting babysitting advice off Karen Matthews????"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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My dog was eating grass in the garden this morning.
My wife said, "grass is their medicine - it makes them sick".
I'm not surprised - the lawn's covered in dog ****."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Which of the following doesn't belong?
(a) meat
(b) eggs
(c) wife
(d) blowjob
Answer: (d) a blowjob, because it's possible to beat your meat, your
eggs, or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.Comment
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Nicey isn't here yknow
Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hingeComment
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elvoz! staunch womens rights and anti-violence protestor by day...hypocrite by nightOriginally posted by elvoz View Post
"These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco PerniaComment
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid avisit to a lawyer. The
lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of
them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40
acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The
lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I
ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do
you have a grudge?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I
parks the John Deere'. The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or
something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The
lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little
white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a
dayvorce.'--------------------------------------------------
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Just reminded me of South Park Wheel of Fortune..
So close to the knuckle im surprised they got it aired"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Originally posted by The Reaper View PostJust reminded me of South Park Wheel of Fortune..
So close to the knuckle im surprised they got it aired
That was my exact thought as well. Still a funny episode.
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