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    #286
    John Travolta is planning to make a movie about his sons untimely death.......














    wait for it...........

























    its gona be called Saturday Night Seizure!!
    ps3 fanclub member#1
    sony will win the console war.

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      #287
      My wife said, "When you're watching porn, do you think of me?"





      I replied, "When you're eating a cake, do you think of dog****?"
      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
      Justice urged on my high artificer;
      My maker was divine authority,
      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
      And I endure eternally.
      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


      And like that… he's gone

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        #288
        A policeman stopped me the other night gave me a breathalyser test.
        ''I'm sorry, sir,'' he said, ''but this bag tells me you've been drinking too much.''

        ''What a coincidence!'' I said. ''I've got a bag at home that does the exact same thing!''
        Last edited by Reaper; 06-01-09, 09:42 PM.
        "Through me the way into the suffering city,
        Through me the way to the eternal pain,
        Through me the way that runs among the lost.
        Justice urged on my high artificer;
        My maker was divine authority,
        The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
        Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
        And I endure eternally.
        Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


        And like that… he's gone

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          #289
          I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up.

          Then I found this note under the wiper.

          "I just accidentally reversed into your car.
          Quite a few people saw me do it.
          They think I'm leaving my name and details.
          Well, I'm not."
          "Through me the way into the suffering city,
          Through me the way to the eternal pain,
          Through me the way that runs among the lost.
          Justice urged on my high artificer;
          My maker was divine authority,
          The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
          Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
          And I endure eternally.
          Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


          And like that… he's gone

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            #290
            After strangulation, which organ in the female body remains warm after death?






            My Cock
            "Through me the way into the suffering city,
            Through me the way to the eternal pain,
            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
            Justice urged on my high artificer;
            My maker was divine authority,
            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
            Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
            And I endure eternally.
            Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


            And like that… he's gone

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              #291
              This isn't just any P45

              This P45 comes lovingly wrapped in a crisp white envelope with gorgeously detailed fine writing

              This is an M&S P45
              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
              Justice urged on my high artificer;
              My maker was divine authority,
              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
              And I endure eternally.
              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


              And like that… he's gone

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                #292
                Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
                I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up.

                Then I found this note under the wiper.

                "I just accidentally reversed into your car.
                Quite a few people saw me do it.
                They think I'm leaving my name and details.
                Well, I'm not."
                That's not even bad taste, that's just poor, I think I'll delete it.

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                  #293
                  "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                  Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                  Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                  Justice urged on my high artificer;
                  My maker was divine authority,
                  The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                  Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                  And I endure eternally.
                  Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                  And like that… he's gone

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                    #294
                    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                    Justice urged on my high artificer;
                    My maker was divine authority,
                    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                    And I endure eternally.
                    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                    And like that… he's gone

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                      #295
                      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                      Justice urged on my high artificer;
                      My maker was divine authority,
                      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                      And I endure eternally.
                      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                      And like that… he's gone

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                        #296
                        Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
                        This isn't just any P45

                        This P45 comes lovingly wrapped in a crisp white envelope with gorgeously detailed fine writing

                        This is an M&S P45

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                          #297
                          woohoo - red meat!!! this thread just took a turn for the better





                          actually just go to www.redmeat.com
                          Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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                            #298
                            Red Meat is ****in Boss

                            Bug Eyed Earl is my fave
                            "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                            Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                            Justice urged on my high artificer;
                            My maker was divine authority,
                            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                            Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                            And I endure eternally.
                            Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                            And like that… he's gone

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                              #299
                              Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken, so occasionally when no-ones looking you have to stick it in a disabled one.
                              _____________________________________

                              Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                              Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                                #300
                                not bad taste but it just had to be posted

                                "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                                Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                                Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                                Justice urged on my high artificer;
                                My maker was divine authority,
                                The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                                Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                                And I endure eternally.
                                Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                                And like that… he's gone

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