re. just deleted post - None of that. There's bad taste, then there's really offensive. 
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I could not dig, I dared not rob:
Therefore I lied to please the mob.
Now all my lies are proved untrue
And I must face the men I slew.
What tale shall serve me here among
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What happened, what happened?Originally posted by MrMichael View Postre. just deleted post - None of that. There's bad taste, then there's really offensive.
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.Comment
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The following was posted and rightly deemed unsuitable...
"How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?Comment
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It was actually this one:
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!Comment
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Originally posted by elvoz View Post
t-shirt hell do a t-shirt that says "i may have alzheimers but at least i don't have alzheimers"Felching ≠ GerbillingComment
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.Comment
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.Comment
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I told my mum that joke yesterday. She thought it was quite funny.Originally posted by Shanks007 View Post
Although she did say she thought the "bad language" was unnecessary..
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
May the Lord bless this post.Comment
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I was taking a piss outside the pub last night when a fat girl came staggering out the door.
She saw what I was doing and said, "Oooh, I'd love to get me some of that."
"You'd better run and get a glass," I told her, "I'm just about done."
My missus told me the ****test joke I've ever heard earlier. "What's the thinnest book in the world? 'What Men Know About Women'."
She laughed hysterically until I punched her in the balls.
Kopped off with a bird in a club last night and went back to hers.
We were sat snogging on the sofa when I noticed she had a great big hard on.
I thought, "****! It's a transvestite."
I was a long way from home so I thought, "Bollocks to it."
I went first, then he rogered me and when we were finished we lit fags and started talking football. That's when I smacked the cunt in the nose.
Turned out he's a ****ing Man Utd fan.
Last edited by Reaper; 01-01-09, 06:59 PM."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Borat confirmed that he was a Newcastle Utd fan.
Is this really a surprise though?
He is perverted, racist and ****s his sister - sounds like a Newcastle fan to me."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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I went on a date with this girl last night. It turned out that she had bulimia and alzheimers.
She ate a lot, but forgot to throw up...Comment
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˙ʇuoɹɟ-oʇ-ʞɔɐq puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıʇıɹʍ ǝǝs uǝʇɟo xǝs ɥƃnouǝ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ ʇou ǝɹɐ oɥʍ ǝןdoǝd ʇɐɥʇ ʇɔɐɟ uʍouʞ ןןǝʍ ɐ sı ʇı"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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People can say what they like about the Gaza strikes, but that one he scored against Scotland was ****ing incredible."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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On New Years Eve my girlfriend said to me, "as of tomorrow it will be a new year, a fresh start, where everything before will be forgotten."
So I punched her in the face and shagged her sister."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Studies have shown that Americans are heavier drinkers than Brits.
They just don't drink as much.
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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