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    What do the Chelsea board, the Metropitan police and a girl with an itchy ***** have in common?

    They're all sorry they went for a Brazilian!

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      What do Roman Abramovitch and Gary Glitter have in common?

      Both cannot resist tampering with things they shouldnt
      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
      Justice urged on my high artificer;
      My maker was divine authority,
      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
      And I endure eternally.
      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


      And like that… he's gone

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        Have you heard Rolf Harris' new single?

        Put Me Kangaroo Out Sport
        Justice for the 96

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          Cad that's a priceless one
          Cheers

          Subby

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            Originally posted by cadmium View Post
            Have you heard Rolf Harris' new single?

            Put Me Kangaroo Out Sport
            .
            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



            May the Lord bless this post.

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              I've got one that is even too bad for this thread....some might take it very offensively so I'm not going to put it up.

              if you want it ask for a PM....but be warned it's VERY offensive to some people
























              ...bet I get dozens asking for it
              Cheers

              Subby

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                sent to those who asked for it as of this time stamp
                Cheers

                Subby

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                  So I have to PM ya now rather than you makin the assumption.. Pitiful
                  "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                  Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                  Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                  Justice urged on my high artificer;
                  My maker was divine authority,
                  The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                  Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                  And I endure eternally.
                  Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                  And like that… he's gone

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                    Send it over subby

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                      And here boy!
                      It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.

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                        Originally posted by Subby View Post
                        I've got one that is even too bad for this thread....some might take it very offensively so I'm not going to put it up.

                        if you want it ask for a PM....but be warned it's VERY offensive to some people



                        .bet I get dozens asking for it

                        Let the mods decide.

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                          send me a PM if you want it, so I just hit reply...can't be arsed looking for names
                          Cheers

                          Subby

                          www.lewcose.com Diabetes technology to make life easier

                          www.subbytech.com - Use your "est" discount code to get 15% off everything in the store too

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                            no mate it's waaay to bad, I'd be sin binned or booted
                            Cheers

                            Subby

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                              sent to all
                              Cheers

                              Subby

                              www.lewcose.com Diabetes technology to make life easier

                              www.subbytech.com - Use your "est" discount code to get 15% off everything in the store too

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                                keep her coming subby...
                                "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

                                "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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