8th April...come on Darren...get some good ones in here 
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Went to a psychic medium the other night.. When I asked about the future she told me my wife was going to die a horrible bloody violent death
So I asked her if I would be acquitted"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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man goes in a clock repair shop and takes his dick out and puts it on the counter. the shocked assistant says sir you do know that this is clock repair shop dont you? the man says well put a couple of hands on it then
You'll Never Walk Alone
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what is the diffrence between a circus and a line of showgirls? the first is cunning array of stunts You'll Never Walk Alone
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My wife asked me to give her 12 inches and make her bleed.....so i ****ed her twice and hit her in the mouth! You'll Never Walk Alone
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susie is having her monthly bleeding but isnt quite sure what is going on. embarrassed about telling her parents she turns to her friend little jonny. susie pulls up her dress takes down her panties and shows jonny the problem. im no doctor jonny says but it looks to me like someone ripped your bollocks off You'll Never Walk Alone
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How ****ed off must Frankie Boyle be.
Years of hard graft travelling the country doing stand up in comedy clubs.
Falling into alchoholism and recovering due to the stress of it all.
Eventually making it big on UK TV in shows like Mock the Week.
His mother however. One appearance on Britains Got Talent and she's a worldwide superstar overnight."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Apparently Helen Flannagan (Corries Rosie Webster) is alergic to rapeseed
Supposed id best go out and buy some condoms then
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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Garry Glitter walks into a Library
Librarian looks up and says: "No you ****ing can't use the internet!""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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