Shouldn't this be in the poor/bad taste jokes thread?
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If knowledge is power then how come Stephen Hawking is a weedy little cunt?"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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My new girlfriend broke down in tears last night and confided in me that she had been adopted from birth. She was sobbing as she told me that she just couldn't understand why her parents hadn't wanted her and that it had made her feel unwanted, unloved and worthless.
As she laid there in my arms, I cradled her, kissed her forehead and told her I was there for her, that I would do what I could to make her see she is wanted and worthwhile. This made her smile and she gently kissed me on the lips and asked me to make love to her.
In hindsight shouting "Who's your Daddy?" half way through might have been a bit insensitive."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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A new social website has been launched solely for battered wives, it is called "****ter"Last edited by kev776; 31-08-09, 09:52 PM.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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A gypsy girl sent an email to an agony Aunt "I am 12 years old and
haven't had sex yet, do you think my brother is queer ?"
A Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel
in my room disabled" "No" she replies "its just regular porn you sick
*******"Comment
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Just been to my best mates Bar Mitzvah.
His Grandma said to me, "doesn't he look just like his father?"
"Yes," I replied, "A real snip off the old cock.""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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A female friend of mine reckons a girl always knows when a bloke takes a sly look at her tits.
My sister must think I'm a right pervert.Comment
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Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?
Think we have the answer..Slot!!Comment
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That's brilliant.Originally posted by MelBird View PostTrey Nyoni: countdown to stardom-2 years1year0.5 yearsComment
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What would you rather see; a fight to the death between Barack Obama and Osama Bin Ladin, or Muhammad Ali vs Michael J. Fox in a best handwriting competition?"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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I went up to this girl in a club last night
I said to her: "You must be tired"
She did a sarcastic yawn and said "Why? Have I been running through your mind all day?"
"No" I said looking at my watch
"I've just put rohypnol in your drink!""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i doComment
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What's the difference between stick and twig?
Our lass has never once said to me "twig your cock up my arse""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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