lol, ****ing hell reaper, they are superb 
ah my back is sore from laughing
ah my back is sore from laughing
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All these stars have died this year due to abusing themselves...
Keith Floyd - Alcohol
Patrick Swayze - Heavy smoker
Michael Jackson - Drugs
Im just sticking to wanking from now on, that cant do you any harm can it?
Oh wait....
What happened to David Carradine again?"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Patrick Swayze & Michael Jackson are in heaven arguing over who gets to put the baby in the corner.
You'll Never Walk Alone
Awoooga!!!!!!!!Comment
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Do you think its too soon to ask Whoopi Goldberg whether she has heard from Patrick yet???? You'll Never Walk Alone
Awoooga!!!!!!!!Comment
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I have been asked to carry the coffin at Patricks funeral.
Would it in bad taste for me to get the other Pall Bearers to join me in doing 'The Lift'?"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Red Bull gives you wings.
Rohypnol gives you your brown wings."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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We should rename this the sickipedia copy and paste thread
Justice for the 96Comment
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Very true
But im willing to bet my testicles that nobody has actually made up a joke of their own and posted it here. They will all have been gleaned from either text, word of mouth or gathered from the internet."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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A thought just occurred.. (and Cadmium this is one of my own)
At his funeral, could they save time and make a hot buffet for the wake by throwing a few spuds etc in when he gets loaded into the burner?"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Yeah, it shows.Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom-2 years1year0.5 yearsComment
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Its like growing vegetables, your own always taste better!
Fritzl said..................Allegedly.......
*Runs for very fast Taxi*Comment
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Comet are offering £200 to trade-in kitchen appliances.
I want to swap mine for a less crabby model that doesn't pretend to be asleep when I want sex"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Originally posted by Reaper View Post Very true
But im willing to bet my testicles that nobody has actually made up a joke of their own and posted it here. They will all have been gleaned from either text, word of mouth or gathered from the internet.
I made up the last one I posted. In my own head it sounded funny but it probably Isn't. Nonetheless, I still made it up.
Now hand over your bollocks.Comment
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Come and get em
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Haha ****ing hell, is that picture for real? It looks like he's been on roids or something. The massive nuts I guess blow that assumption out of the water.Originally posted by Reaper View PostCome and get em
I wouldnt **** with a normal chimp, that fella looks down right scary.
Just saw on wikipedia that the chimp is just bald. I knew they were strong but jesus.Last edited by Cerberus; 18-09-09, 03:02 PM.Comment
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