I take it you havent seen the pics of me then. Its not a bad likeness to be fair 
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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........well everything except for the testicle area!!Originally posted by Reaper View PostI take it you havent seen the pics of me then. Its not a bad likeness to be fair
"That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.
Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."
Lee Chapman - Arsenal and England defenderComment
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Kerry Katona will never make it as a stand up comic. She doesn't do one liners.Comment
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So Patrick Swayze died.
That's okay though, he's already had the time of his life.
So Patrick Swayze and Michael Jackson are in heaven arguing over who gets to put baby in the corner.
All i have to say on the matter of Patrick Swayze being dead is that it has to be a lie.
Nobody puts Patrick in a box.Comment
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Yeah you're quite right there. My missus shaves mine baldOriginally posted by jono View Post........well everything except for the testicle area!!
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Touche!!!Originally posted by Reaper View PostYeah you're quite right there. My missus shaves mine bald
"That's how I found myself on the Kop that day I had my blue-and-white scarf safely tucked away inside my coat as I listened to Liverpool songs and swayed with the masses.
Then City scored and I screeched and this big bloke, a Liverpool supporter, made towards me and I thought he was going to throttle me. But he just pulled my scarf from under my coat so it lay on the outside, and said: "You should always be proud of your colours, lad."
Lee Chapman - Arsenal and England defenderComment
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I think It's great that there are groups on Facebook such as '1,000,000 United Against the BNP', fighting against immoral views. Currently with 640,000 members and growing larger by the day.
I also find it ****ing hilarious that there are groups such as 'I will name my Son Batman If this page gets to 500,000' with over 690,000 members.
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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What's black and white and goes to bed hungry?
Patrick Swayze's cat"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Which celebrity raped Jordan??? Judging by the looks of Harvey it must of been Clyde from the "Every which way but loose" films!!!
You'll Never Walk Alone
Awoooga!!!!!!!!Comment
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Old Macdonald had Tourettes E-I-E-I....................................CUNT!!!!! You'll Never Walk Alone
Awoooga!!!!!!!!Comment
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One of lifes greatest mysteries. Why is it that a woman can fit an 8 inch cock in a 1 inch hole in total darkness, but they cant fit a 10 foot car in a 25 foot parking space in broad daylight????? You'll Never Walk Alone
Awoooga!!!!!!!!Comment
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I was walking down the street today, and saw a young mum lean into the pram she was pushing and say "If you're good, I'll buy you some sweets"
I said to her "I wish I was your son"
She laughed and said "Why, do you want some sweets?"
I said "No, I want to suck your tits""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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I make gay jokes all the time; people say i'm a homophobe.
I'm not tho... I just figure if you can take a cock up your arse, you can take a ****ing joke."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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A mindreading dwarf escaped from prison today, Police put out a APB stating there is a Small Medium at large.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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