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    #811
    does it not rely on the dubious premise that she was kidnapped by someone portuguese or someone who speaks portuguese which would place her in either portugal or brazil or with an individual who isn't in either of these places but insists on making a kidnapped child learn portuguese? why would this be? the whole thing is pretty feeble if you ask me. unless the height of comedy has become someone merely alluding to madeline mccann.

    i'd like to think this post has sucked all the fun out of other people's questionable enjoyment of a ****e joke.
    Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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      #812
      Originally posted by badpiggy View Post
      does it not rely on the dubious premise that she was kidnapped by someone portuguese or someone who speaks portuguese which would place her in either portugal or brazil or with an individual who isn't in either of these places but insists on making a kidnapped child learn portuguese? why would this be? the whole thing is pretty feeble if you ask me. unless the height of comedy has become someone merely alluding to madeline mccann.

      i'd like to think this post has sucked all the fun out of other people's questionable enjoyment of a ****e joke.
      If u don't find it funny fare enough, but who are you to tell anyone else what they should or shouldn't find funny ?
      ps3 fanclub member#1
      sony will win the console war.

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        #813
        point out the moralising in my post and i'll delete it.
        Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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          #814
          It was possibly the ****test joke I've ever read. It wasn't even really a joke it was just a poor attempt at making a gag from something risque without adding any humour.

          I'm no prude it was just ****e.

          (no offence to the guy who posted it as he put up other good jokes)

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            #815
            FFS.. This is not the discussion thread it is the Poor/ Bad taste jokes thread.

            That joke was Poor

            Accept it or GTFO
            "Through me the way into the suffering city,
            Through me the way to the eternal pain,
            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
            Justice urged on my high artificer;
            My maker was divine authority,
            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
            Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
            And I endure eternally.
            Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


            And like that… he's gone

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              #816
              Originally posted by Reaper View Post
              FFS.. This is not the discussion thread it is the Poor/ Bad taste jokes thread.

              That joke was Poor

              Accept it or GTFO
              Let's label that one "Poor" and move on

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                #817
                "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                Justice urged on my high artificer;
                My maker was divine authority,
                The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                And I endure eternally.
                Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                And like that… he's gone

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                  #818
                  Originally posted by Reaper View Post
                  FFS.. This is not the discussion thread it is the Poor/ Bad taste jokes thread.

                  That joke was Poor

                  Accept it or GTFO
                  my understanding of the thread title is that this thread is for poor taste and bad taste jokes - not poor jokes. my point was that the joke has no place in this thread as it was not a joke or at least didn't really meet the basic criteria for being a joke i.e. being funny. AND I'LL MOVE ONE WHEN EVERYONE ADMITS I'M RIGHT!!! (throws toys out of dead gay baby's burning pram etc)
                  Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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                    #819
                    Was my Maddie joke ok tho?
                    Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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                      #820
                      Originally posted by badpiggy View Post
                      my understanding of the thread title is that this thread is for poor taste and bad taste jokes - not poor jokes. my point was that the joke has no place in this thread as it was not a joke or at least didn't really meet the basic criteria for being a joke i.e. being funny. AND I'LL MOVE ONE WHEN EVERYONE ADMITS I'M RIGHT!!! (throws toys out of dead gay baby's burning pram etc)
                      That is exactly how I would interpret the title too but over the last few weeks some piss poor jokes have been posted in here.
                      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                      Justice urged on my high artificer;
                      My maker was divine authority,
                      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                      And I endure eternally.
                      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                      And like that… he's gone

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                        #821
                        Originally posted by The Glove View Post
                        Was my Maddie joke ok tho?
                        I think we need to break this down an analyse it.

                        Who's door was being knocked?

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                          #822
                          Originally posted by Chrono View Post
                          I think we need to break this down an analyse it.

                          Who's door was being knocked?


                          It was the door to the Pink Windmill.
                          Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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                            #823
                            Originally posted by Chrono View Post
                            Let's label that one "Poor" and move on
                            I'd put it down as a "grower".
                            Jacques Brel is alive and well and playing at Anfield

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                              #824
                              Whats pink and smells of holly?







                              Ian Huntleys cock.


                              does that put the thread back on track?

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                                #825
                                A poem for Valentines day that ensures you get sex:

                                Roes are red
                                Violets are blue
                                I have a knife
                                Get in my ****ing van!
                                Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                                Those that killed her, were following the law.

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