Crap Jokes

[pezzzer]

What's the difference between peanut-butter and jam?

you can't peanut-butter your dick up someones ass

quality mate.

[pezzzer]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas
- No Television
- No nude women
- No football
- No beer
- No pork chops
- No hotdogs
- No Burgers
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some cunt in a tower
- More than 1 wife
- More than 1 mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife(s) can't shave
- You cant wash off the smell of donkey
- You wipe your arse with your hand
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked for you by someone else
- Your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you "it gets better when you die".......No **** sherlock! Its not like it can ****ing get any worse!

[greenbloodred]

Hmmm, I'm not one to go looking for things to be deleted but that's pretty unacceptable in my opinion.

That's why it's in this thread. It's bad taste and no doubt offensive but a joke. However feel free to report it and request that it be removed

[Kenneth]

Hmmm, I'm not one to go looking for things to be deleted but that's pretty unacceptable in my opinion.

Unacceptably crap, yes.

[Chrono]

That's why it's in this thread. It's bad taste and no doubt offensive but a joke. However feel free to report it and request that it be removed

I'm not someone who goes around reporting posts but for the record the joke was unfunny and extremely racist.

As you were...

[5europeancups]

I'm not someone who goes around reporting posts but for the record the joke was unfunny and extremely racist.

As you were...

Its no more racist than most of the jokes about scousers.

My gran died of Hypothermia but i dont get on my high horse about it...

[Chrono]

Its no more racist than most of the jokes about scousers.

My gran died of Hypothermia but i dont get on my high horse about it...

If you think it's the same as a joke about scousers then good for you.

I'm not my high horse I just think labelling Muslims in this way isn't funny and just plain racist. It's my opinion of course.

You will also see I defended this thread many many times even in cases like your own it was personal to me but I think it being bad taste doesn't mean that you can just excuse anything.

[5europeancups]

If you think it's the same as a joke about scousers then good for you.

I'm not my high horse I just think labelling Muslims in this way isn't funny and just plain racist. It's my opinion of course.

You will also see I defended this thread many many times even in cases like your own it was personal to me but I think it being bad taste doesn't mean that you can just excuse anything.

the joke was in bad taste.

that is exactly the point of this thread. Its here to shock people. Its not going to provide material that you can use at a family get together like a christening or barmitzvah or whatever arabs do...

Sometimes you laugh and feel guilty, other times you feel uncomfortable, but you dont need to share your feeling about it in the thread, just walk away.

[Shaggy]

Alex Higgins is due to be buried in a peaceful corner of a cemetery, with a Chinese fella to one side, a Jamaican on the other and in front of him a Pakistani.

A family spokesman has said he's completely snookered behind the yellow, black and brown.

[Liverpool]

Woke me up that one this morning.

[greenbloodred]

Alex Higgins is due to be buried in a peaceful corner of a cemetery, with a Chinese fella to one side, a Jamaican on the other and in front of him a Pakistani.

A family spokesman has said he's completely snookered behind the yellow, black and brown.

Awaiting the Chrono "racist" backlash.....

[paulg]

Because complaining about racism is such a pain to hear, isn't it?

Yes, yes, it's the thread for it.

[The Glove]

This is a great thread this. Some class jokes and every few pages there is always a nark. All it needs is some tit pics and we're boxed off.


Anyway,

Im sick of all these Alex Higgins jokes, he has only just died, give him a break.

[Fan65]

This is a great thread this. Some class jokes and every few pages there is always a nark. All it needs is some tit pics and we're boxed off.


Anyway,

Im sick of all these Alex Higgins jokes, he has only just died, give him a break.

Right on cue

[Stanbull]

Right on cue

Give it a rest will you