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Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.
"What the feck are you doing Mick" says Paddy.
"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me, says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor".Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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Nine years of searching, 140 000 troops deployed, $125 billion spent and still the Americans can't manage to find a man who lives in a cave.
No wonder Batman was so successful."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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My mates shagging twins who both like it up the arse...
I said "How do you tell them apart??"
He said "Easy! Sally's got long blonde hair...... and Dereks got a moustache""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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My wifes complained that I'm always pushing her around and talking behind her back.....
What doers she expect she's in a ****ing wheelchairComment
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A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says...
"I have some bad news you have aids"
"Oh dear" the patient replies
"One other thing" the doctor says "You have Alzheimer's"
"Could be worse" says the patient "I could have aids"Comment
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Cheers
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My daughter thought she was very funny by spelling out the word "cock" in her alphabetti spaghetti.
She soon ate her words.When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.Comment
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What's the difference between rape and murder?
My mood.Comment
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Elizabeth Fritzel has just tweeted that the Chilean miners are lightweightComment
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Cheryl Cole, Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell are walking along the street when Cheryl trips, falls forward and jams her head in some railings.
Simon, quick as a flash, pulls her knickers down and bangs her senseless from behind. Slapping her tight little arse he turns to Louis and says "Your turn".
Louis starts crying.
"What's wrong?", asks Simon.
Louis sobs "My head won't fit in the railings"
Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’Comment
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Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom-2 years1year0.5 yearsComment
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John W Henry is considereing offering Roy Hodgson and extension to his current contract.Jacques Brel is alive and well and playing at AnfieldComment
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- Dear Guest Thank you for visiting! est189 will soon be closing its doors (do forums have doors?) please visit the following thread - (to wail & cry perhaps?) https://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=4002484#post4002484 Thanjk you. Paul.S
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