Great to see the kids out in the snow, its getting close to 8 or 9 inches now.
Snows pretty deep as well.
Snows pretty deep as well.
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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I just saw a young ginger girl on a sledge.
She said, "Can you pull me?"
I said, "Probably, but I'd have to be seriously drunk"."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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What was the Frankie Boyle Harvey Price 'joke'?
Seems everyone has an opinion about it but nowhere else is reprinting it, so I'm guessing most people (like me) don't even know exactly what it was or how it was delivered."that is my opinion and that is more important than what anyone else has to say about it" - Mr A.Fergusson, Oct 2011Comment
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something to do about custody battle between jordan and peter andre and the loser was gutted because they had to look after himOriginally posted by BillobShaisley View PostRIP IRWT
post/rant, best ever
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I saw it and can't really remember
It started something like this: “Jordan and Peter Andre are still fighting each other over custody of Harvey. Eventually one will lose and will have to keep him.”
...and he continued saying something like the court will evaluate which one of the two is strongest so they can repel Harvey's muscular sexual assaults on Jordan....or something.Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’Comment
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It seems to be the 2nd part everyone is getting upset about"that is my opinion and that is more important than what anyone else has to say about it" - Mr A.Fergusson, Oct 2011Comment
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I wish I could remember it!
The implication was that Harvey is wild, untamed, impossibly strong and regularly ****s Jordan against her will. 
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I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter - she needed a man strong enough to stop Harvey from ****ing herContrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.Comment
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There you go.
Word for word. There was a bit more afterwards but that was the crux of it.
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I know it's wrong, but it's ****ing hilarious!
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As if the Katie price joke was bad enough Frankie also joked about Jade Goodies fanny being like a canoe. Didn't know whether to finger her or row her. Jack was pleased that the cervical cancer tightened her up. (words to that effect)
One seriously bad dude.Comment
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The gag about Susan Boyle saying she's never been kissed was funny though.
"She might never have been kissed, but I bet she's been fingered. She's from Glasgow! Three fingers. Thumb in the belly button - the old bowling grip."
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A woman is told she has only 24 hrs to live.
She tells her hubby & asks if they can make love one last time. Crying & upset he agrees & they have mind blowing sex.
After 12 hrs she asks again & he gives her the best oral she has ever had. With only 4 hrs left to live she begs for one last go."**** OFF" he said. "I'M NOT BEING FUNNY BUT I HAVE TO GET UP IN THE MORNING..YOU DON'T!!
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My girlfriend told me I was a lying ******* today
........So I slapped her with my 16 inch cock
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What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see anything with all this **** in here
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My missus says she keeps dreaming about being abducted by aliens.
Hope she doesn't realise it's me who's been anal probing her when she's asleep.
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Cheap food for the freezer. That's why Mum's go to Iceland.
Cheap young sluts who do anything in bed. That's why Dad's go to Thailand.
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My youngest brother asked where the clitoris was, back or front?
So, I explained how it's different for every girl but generally in the frontal area.
He looked disappointed.
So naturally, I asked, "what's wrong".
He said: "I think I've been sucking on my girlfriend's hemorrhoid for months".
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I got a new deodorant stick today, the instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.
... I can hardly walk but when i fart the room smells lovely!!Comment
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