Originally posted by Reaper
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brilliant!!Jacques Brel is alive and well and playing at Anfield -
I've been sleeping with this bloke's wife and today he sent me this text:
"You go near her again and ill ****ing kill you! Mark my words!"
To which I replied:
"8 out of 10. I'll requires an apostrophe and a capital I ya thick cunt""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Whats Orange and stinks of hippopotamus ****?
Zippy's Bellend!"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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In hindsight, I should have posted my Facebook status as "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 Ford", rather than "I've just ****ed my 13-year-old Escort".Comment
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Anyone follow Peter Serafinowicz @serafinowicz on twitter?
he posted then deleted a joke earlier and now apologising for the offence... but I missed it! gutted!Comment
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hmmm i picked up a rumour that it was just a stunt.. there was no joke...Comment
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Which part of the vegetable doesn't the cannibal eat?
The wheelchairComment
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I think people who have sex with children should be shot.
Preferably on a high definition camera.Cheers
Subby
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Sky news: 'Blackburn after Beckham'.
Oooohhhh, someone's got a dictionary!Cheers
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Bristol police investagating the joanna yeates case say the the murderer stole one
of her socks.........am i the only person who thinks its heather mills??Comment
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I've just bought a girls virginity on eBay for £2,500.
Unfortunately for her, 10 of my mates also chipped in.Cheers
Subby
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Fat female dwarfs:
If you can bring your knees up to your chest, have the strength to hold them there with your arms and do not mind being fingered in public, you could and earn a lot of money as a novelty bowling ball.Cheers
Subby
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I went to the doctors today, as my eyesight's been failing recently.
'Stop wanking', he said and I replied, 'oh, will that help me to see more clearly?'
'I don't know about that but it'll calm the other patients in the waiting room down'Comment
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