Originally posted by Liverpel
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The looting on merseyside has reached goodison park as raiders made off with a dust cloth some unused polish and the £8.25 transfer kittyOh I say his vision there was lovelyComment
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Looters broke into Evertons trophy cabinet last night. Police are looking for two men covered in cobwebsComment
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Chaos & Destruction :-(
I looked out on the destruction.
Smashed windows,cars turned upside down,
a bus on fire,people running scared,
police unsure what move to make.........
I turned to the wife and said "Chin up darling, you did your best, but maybe i should park the car !"'and boy could he play!.Comment
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People have been banned for less.Comment
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Little patrick asked for a bike for his birthday.
His dad said " we'd get you one but our mortgage is £80,000 and your mum has lost her job."
Next day patrick walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asks "where you going son? " Patrick replied "
I walked past your room last night & heard you tell mum you were pullin out, then I heard mum tell you 2 wait coz she was comin too.
I'm not stayin here on my own with an 80,000 mortgage & no ****in bike'and boy could he play!.Comment
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I was sitting down chatting to a girl in the pub last night.
One thing led to another and before I knew it I was groping her tits.
She said, "Everybody is looking, do you want to go somewhere a little more private?"
I thought, "You kinky bitch" as I slipped two fingers into her fanny.Cheers
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Mr wilks wrote: Just seen 2 poor chaps on the news in Manchester who looked like they had been badly beaten up and set on fire during the riots.
Then I realised it was Carlos Treves and Joleon LescottComment
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Why doesn't Michael Barrymore use an ashtray? He doesn't need to, he just puts his fags out in the pool!Cheers
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Made me chuckle.Comment
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Can't stand that fat talentless prick and i'm not talking about the fat granny shagger.Comment
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Wouldn't that just be masturbation?Comment
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a similar (non-paedo) question is raised in the book of the chick-sci-fi nonsense that is "the time traveller's wife".Originally posted by Kinell View Post
He goes back in time an hour or so and has a mutual masturbation session with himselfComment
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