Crap Jokes

[ChesterDave]

I don't get it :/

It either means that the policeman is informing the guy of a car crash and he just assumes that the policeman is referring to her generally mangled face, or I dont get is as well.

[Subby]

What bounces and makes kids cry?

My donation cheque to Children in Need.

[Fivex]

Men think about sex every 7 seconds, which is why I eat a hotdog in under 6 seconds... you know... so it doesn't get weird.

[Maxiedge]

What bounces and makes kids cry?

My donation cheque to Children in Need.

hahahahahahhahah love it!

[wavydavy]

The wife wife came home early and caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbread. I said:
"Please love,it's not what it looks like!"





































"It's a woman!"

[Liverpel]

[Rabiosa]

Men think about sex every 7 seconds, which is why I eat a hotdog in under 6 seconds... you know... so it doesn't get weird.

Unless they're with their wife when they think about murder every seven seconds.

[Liverpel]

Unless they're with their wife when they think about murder every seven seconds.

Anything you want to get off your chest?

[Liverpel]

http://www.therubberbandits.com/home/#page-youtube

[Maxiedge]

Arsenal have dedicated their ninety minutes silence at Emirates this weekend to Gary Speed.

I made that one up myself

[Subby]

I think God misunderstood when Amy Winehouse asked for Speed.

[Subby]

How do you know when you've crossed the border into Wales?

Speed is limited to 42.

[Maxiedge]

My other half is a paranoid schizophrenic.

No, I'm not!


^^I made that one up too. Slow day at the office...

[Kenneth]

My other half is a paranoid schizophrenic.

No, I'm not!


^^I made that one up too. Slow day at the office...

[Subby]

Rumour has it that many Premier League footballers have attempted to hang themselves in the wake of Gary Speeds death, but have failed for various reasons.

Wayne Rooney couldn't find a rope strong enough.

Fernando Torres attempted to kick the chair away but kept missing.

Peter Crouch couldn't find a high enough ceiling.

Mario Balotelli couldn't manage to put the noose on the right way.

Carlos Tevez refused to step off the chair.

John Terry had to call a press conference and apologise for calling his rope a "brown cunt".