Crap Jokes

[Kloppster]

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?


Your girlfriend has to chew.

[Kloppster]

A man is in a nudist camp and sees an opening in the bushes,

he walks through it and sees a sign saying "BEWARE OF GAYS"

he continues on a little confused and sees a sign saying the same thing some way down the path.

He comes to a little garden with a small golden plaque on the ground.


He bends over to read it.



It says "WELL, WE DID WARN YOU."

[Kloppster]

Have you heard about the new 'Mint flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex?



They're called 'Predickamints'

[Kloppster]

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?


Lickalotapuss

[Kloppster]

What do you call a gay dinosaur?


Megasorearse

[sean_lfc]

[Subby]

Wondering what to do with that leftover turkey carcass at Christmas?

Take it to bed and pretend you're David Beckham.

[Fivex]

[Subby]

Last night I got tied up and raped by a bunch of homos.After three hours of blood and tears they finally said"That's it..you're free to go."

I went,"Tell you what,how bout you lads each have another go" whilst wiping away the tears.

One of them went,"Oh, so you like it up the arse then.?"

I went,"No it's ****ing horrible..but it's 20:30 now and better than watching X Factor..."

[Subby]

What's red and slides across a chip shop floor?
Abortion of chips

[Subby]

Now that India has allowed homosexuality, the first lesbian couple have got married,
so congratulations to Sukme Phlaps and Makemeclit Singh

[slaine]

Why did the hare krishna devotee refuse all pain-killing methods whilst having his wisdom teeth removed ?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

[Subby]

What's big and tastes like penis?

My secretary's Christmas bonus.

[Subby]

No thanks Party Casino, if I wanted to gamble when watching porn, I'd leave the volume on full and my door wide open when watching.

[Subby]

What will the average african be getting this christmas?

Well apparently a wishing well for the village, an assortment of vaccinations, fishing lessons and £3 a month!

Not bad for people without a chimney!