Crap Jokes

[Maxiedge]

I was text cheating on my wife and I accidently sent one of the messages to her.

Took me some explaining on how I couldn't wait to suck her cock.

I think thats up there with the funniest jokes I've ever heard

[Subby]

slayed me when I read it

[G]

China have just announced their squad for the Paralympics

It will include Sim Pul ****,Won Lim Gon,Won Kee Eye,Fuk Kin Mong and John Terry

[Chazza]

Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship. The Sky reporter said, "She's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court."

I just happened to glance at the wife and now its all kicked off!!

[BJC]

@OfficialGlitter Hi Gary. Would you say it’s you or the captain of the Concordia that’s ****ed more people in international waters? -- frankieboyle (@frankieboyle)

[Kenneth]

That doesn't even make sense.

[Red_Polo]

It doesn't, no. One of his later tweets to him is quite good though...

@frankieboyle
Frankie Boyle
@OfficialGlitter Hi Gary. You deleted your reply? Glad you’ve got the hang of deleting things from the internet.

[Gray]

Andy Carroll revealed that he's been wearing a t-shirt under his top and will reveal it when he scores.


It says .....

"Save the Chilean Miners!"

[Norbs]

Andy Carroll revealed that he's been wearing a t-shirt under his top and will reveal it when he scores.


It says .....

"Save the Chilean Miners!"

[Subby]

He who laughs last laughs longest

And probably has an extra chromosome....

[Subby]

"I can count my true friends on one hand"

Said the Thalidomide victim.

[Fan65]

Why did the chicken cross the road?













Because it was stuffed up Antony Worral Thompsons jumper

[Subby]

Why did the chicken cross the road?













Because it was stuffed up Antony Worral Thompsons jumper

[Norbs]

Why did the chicken cross the road?











Because it was stuffed up Antony Worral Thompsons jumper

That's not poor or bad taste, it's great

[Darkon]

Yesterday 2 peanuts was walking down the road and one of them was assaulted.