I just saw a poor old lady fall and bang her head badly
Well I think she was poor, she only had £1.20 in her purse
Well I think she was poor, she only had £1.20 in her purse
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Just found out my mate died, overdosed on indigestion medicine. I can't believe it - Gav is gone
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oh dear, sorry to hear that.Last edited by Kenneth; 04-05-12, 06:19 PM.Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom-2 years1year0.5 yearsComment
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Wife has been missing for over a week now
the police have told me to prepare for the worst
So I've been down to Oxfam and got her clothes back
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Twin Brothers
Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones.
John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat.
It happened that John Jone's wife died the same day that Joe's rowboat filled with water and sank.
A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe and mistaken him for John said; "Oh Mr. Jones, I am sorry to hear of yo...ur great loss, you must feel terrible".
Joe smiled and said, "Well I am not a bit sorry, she was rather old from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up and she smelled of dead fish. Even the first time I got into her, she made water faster than anything I ever saw.
She had a bad crack and a pretty big hole in her front, and that hole got bigger every time I used her. It got so I could barely handle her, but if anyone else used her she leaked like anything.
The thing that finished her was four guys from the other side of town. They came down looking for a good time and asked if I could lend her to them. I warned them she wasn't so hot, but they could take a crack at her if they liked.
Well, the result was the crazy fools tried to get inside her all at once and it was too much for her. She cracked right up the middle".
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Woman walks into her doctors
" Doctor, I've been on the steriods you prescribed for three months now and I think I'm starting to grow a cock !! "
" Anabolic ? " asks the Doctor
She replies " No, just a cock "
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"Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob PaisleyComment
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Wife says to husband - I'm sick of you pushing me around and always talking behind my back.
Husband - well you are in a wheelchair.Glass Half Full
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I've just heard that one of the most famous names in hairdressing has passed away.
Poor old Vidal, I didn't expect him to go SassoonComment
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Cliff Richard was in China when a fan came up shouting,*
"Criff, Criff I'm ur biggest fan. Me ruv ur songs my favourite is Itchy Sore Fanny."*
Cliff's a bit shocked and says*
" I've never sung such a song ".
"Yes u have Criff, It goes*
ITCHY SORE FANNY how we dont talk anymore "Cheeky monkeyComment
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It's to itchy is stretching is a bit.Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom-2 years1year0.5 yearsComment
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